#Hubbard
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
September 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hubbard: that's right, steve, EVERY writer is using it
King: really? well, i know a few writers
King: let me just ask them
Hubbard: NO NO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!
Hubbard: YOU CAN TRUST ME
Hubbard: DON'T FORGET MY NAME!
Hubbard: HONEST RON!
Hubbard: C'MON!
April 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Hubbard: whoa there friend
Hubbard: sure i know i've run some scams in the past
Hubbard: but i swear to you, this one is different
Hubbard: i've turned over a new leaf, friend
Hubbard: i've reformed
Hubbard: i mean, they don't call me "honest ron" for nothing
Poe: no one calls you honest ron!
April 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hubbard: i know you've been burned in past, friend
Hubbard: the bitcoin, the NFTs, the corn
Hubbard: but this time will be different!
Hubbard: i swear, folks, i'm a new man!
April 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
King: tell me more
Hubbard: it's called AI and this handy dandy doodad does all your writing for you while you sleep
Hubbard: and the best part is
Hubbard: it's free!*
King: what does that asterisk mean
Hubbard: nothing, nothing, just ignore that!
April 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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📷 ©️ Craig Hubbard
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June 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM
L. Ron Hubbard: hello friends it's me
Hubbard: your old pal, Honest Ron!
Hubbard: and have i got a deal for YOU!
King: wow! a deal for me??
Poe: careful steve
Poe: we've been burned before on one of honest ron's deals
April 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
L Ron Hubbard
September 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
The Three Genders:

-L. Ron Hubbard
-Leah Remini
-Josephine Riesman
This feels weird but I guess it's a good place to be?
September 25, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Glenn Hubbard, Atlanta Braves, 1984 Fleer
September 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Hubbard: see, all you do is
Hubbard: you put the choicest cuts of science fiction and fantasy right here into this hopper
Hubbard: you let the AI do its work
Hubbard: and presto!
[AI vomits gray slurry]
Gernsback:
Hubbard: trust me, your readers won't know the difference
May 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just said “Crowley, Hubbard, Aella” and now my friends are mad at me
August 31, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Also Mankiw, Phil Gramm, and Hubbard
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September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Jesus, take the wheel
Buddha, take the lever
L Ron Hubbard, take the screw
We’re gonna win this science fair
March 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Art is not a thing; it is a way.”
💗
~E Hubbard
April 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
LINDSAY HUBBARD GAVE BIRTH!!!
December 8, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Agreed.

Also, L Ron Hubbard actually created things himself
September 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
In which Patton Oswalt tells Jay Mohr Joe Rogan is like the new L Ron Hubbard
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM

Hubbard: i'll demonstrate for ya
Hubbard: i just need a volunteer from the audience
Hubbard: you, sir!
Hubbard: now you you've never seen me before right?
Jack Parsons: uh yes that is correct
Poe: then how come his face is on the colander?
Hubbard:
Parsons:
February 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
L Ron Hubbard: hey pal its me your old pal honest ron
Hubbard: and i've got a great deal for you today, friends
Hubbard: this handy dandy little AI can write all your books for you, friends
Hubbard: with just the push of a button!
Hubbard: no more slaving over a hot typewriter!
September 11, 2024 at 6:38 PM
this is inaccurate because l. ron hubbard could be trusted to finish a project
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
September 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
How about … E. Lon Hubbard ?
December 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM