Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/
Mark and Melissa saw the humanity in everyone. Let’s honor them by doing the same.
June 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mark and Melissa saw the humanity in everyone. Let’s honor them by doing the same.
There's no humanity left in the GOP.
June 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There's no humanity left in the GOP.
Some people restore my faith in humanity. 💙🐱
May 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Some people restore my faith in humanity. 💙🐱
I’m sorry. Is the message “invest in us OR we’ll destroy humanity” or “invest in us AND we’ll destroy humanity“?
Anthropic warns of ‘existential risks to humanity’ in IPO prospectus ft.trib.al/nlpiaSJ
Anthropic warns of ‘existential risks to humanity’ in IPO prospectus
Long-awaited S1 filing reports Claude maker lost $8bn last year on $4.6bn in revenue
ft.trib.al
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m sorry. Is the message “invest in us OR we’ll destroy humanity” or “invest in us AND we’ll destroy humanity“?
This one is in honor of Jimmy Carter for a life of kindness and service to humanity 🌊🌊RIP
December 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
This one is in honor of Jimmy Carter for a life of kindness and service to humanity 🌊🌊RIP
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
- James Baldwin
- James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
- James Baldwin
- James Baldwin
Woman Worried She In Codependent Relationship With Rest Of Humanity https://theonion.com/woman-worried-she-in-codependent-relationship-with-rest-of-humanity/
May 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Woman Worried She In Codependent Relationship With Rest Of Humanity https://theonion.com/woman-worried-she-in-codependent-relationship-with-rest-of-humanity/
Proof that there is some humanity in America.
#Palestine
#Palestine
April 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Proof that there is some humanity in America.
#Palestine
#Palestine
I will miss having decency and humanity in the White House.
January 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I will miss having decency and humanity in the White House.
The enemies of humanity are not in IRAN. They are in the EPSTEIN FILES.
August 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The enemies of humanity are not in IRAN. They are in the EPSTEIN FILES.
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 14, 2024 at 1:14 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing
March 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing
Tesla sold 418,227 vehicles in Q1. I'm so disappointed in humanity.
April 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Tesla sold 418,227 vehicles in Q1. I'm so disappointed in humanity.
I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
Habitat for Humanity mourns the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
Habitat for Humanity joins the world in mourning the death of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. A champion for affordable and decent housing, he and Rosalynn Carter donated their time and leadership...
www.habitat.org
December 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.
September 7, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Tapeworms in the bowels of humanity.
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tapeworms in the bowels of humanity.
It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
can we please fast forward to the part where Kristi Gnome is in prison for her crimes against humanity
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 AM
can we please fast forward to the part where Kristi Gnome is in prison for her crimes against humanity
Rescued chimpanzee thanks Jane Goodall by giving her a hug...
This hug just restored my faith in humanity.
#LifuX #Chimpanzee #Humanity
This hug just restored my faith in humanity.
#LifuX #Chimpanzee #Humanity
August 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Rescued chimpanzee thanks Jane Goodall by giving her a hug...
This hug just restored my faith in humanity.
#LifuX #Chimpanzee #Humanity
This hug just restored my faith in humanity.
#LifuX #Chimpanzee #Humanity
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
The enemies of humanity are not in IRAN. They are in the EPSTEIN FILES.
August 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The enemies of humanity are not in IRAN. They are in the EPSTEIN FILES.