When my dog died, I wanted something to remember him. It was winter so he had nice, soft fur. I decided to crochet a coat but only had enough for an Irish sweater.

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I must be losing my hearing.

The other night I got kicked out of a Spanish restaurant.
When I was invited, I thought she said topless. When what she said was tapas.

It reminded me of the time I got kicked out of a Brazilian restaurant.

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