But 30 years...shit, I'm pretty fucking awesome. #Cambodia #HunSamsep

I've so many people to thank, but top billing goes to Rainsy, whose illusory opposition totes legitimized my bullshit. #Cambodia #HunSamsep

But who could forget the donors, who are so ashamed of their inaction during the KR that they just throw money at us? #HunSamsep #Cambodia

Funcinpec gave it a good go, but when push came to murder in the streets, their manicured nails broke. Good try! #HunSamsep #Cambodia

Last but not least is Rany. Forced marriage has never been so full of scheming, assassinations, and fun. Love ya babe! #HunSamsep #Cambodia

But I was so naive back then... #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/ieAbLnVzBG" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/ieAbLnVzBG

How many prime ministers has #Thailand had since 1985? 5,555? They suck at identifying leaders! #Cambodia #HunSamsep

My brother, Hun Ko, says it's all because of him, but he's just jealous because magical cows can't hold office. #Cambodia #HunSamsep

So celebrate today! Kick a beggar! Steal someone's table at the coffee shop! Be strongpersons! #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/HZB4S5nBeS" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/HZB4S5nBeS

I'm getting some bomb-ass presents from around the globe today. Thanks you guys! #Cambodia #HunSamsep

I don't know which is best: The golden scorpion I got from Mugabe, or the solar-powered nipple electrodes from Laos. #Cambodia #HunSamsep

It's easy to see why I had to have everyone in this photo murdered: <a href="http://www.phnompenhpost.com/sites/default/files/styles/full-screen/public/hun-sen-gold_afp.jpg" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.phnompenhpost.com/sites/default/files/styles/full-screen/public/hun-sen-gold_afp.jpg #Cambodia #HunSamsep

This one's for you, babe! #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/zU8JwMdPUj" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/zU8JwMdPUj

I had so much to learn! #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/3iiV1M3Lyw" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/3iiV1M3Lyw

My constant: the resigned acceptance of a forced bride with average looks and a nasty temper. #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/EaupZ0P2uU" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/EaupZ0P2uU

FREE MUSCLE WINE IN THE VIP ROOM! #Cambodia #HunSamsep

Haters... #Cambodia #HunSamsep <a href="http://t.co/bMsQGXk767" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/bMsQGXk767

Was it my 30th anniversary of coming to power yesterday? I totally forgot! https://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/after-reminder-prime-minister-reflects-on-30-years-of-power-76154/ #Cambodia #HunSamsep

I'm so glad we finished my bridge. I bet Rainsy's bridge is loud, disorganized and goes nowhere, just like his party! #Cambodia #HunSamsep