Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
I believe in Medicare for All like I believe in public schools. There for you no matter what.
October 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I believe in Medicare for All like I believe in public schools. There for you no matter what.
i can fix her (no really i can)
September 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i can fix her (no really i can)
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
I have no argument.
February 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have no argument.
I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO
October 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
May 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
I need say no more...
January 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I need say no more...
I thought this guy said no fatties and no weirdos.
September 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I thought this guy said no fatties and no weirdos.
I have no words for this.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have no words for this.
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
I like this No kings rally sign
March 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I like this No kings rally sign
The president is stupid. No, no, I mean really stupid.
April 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The president is stupid. No, no, I mean really stupid.
I got no popcorn left at this point.
June 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I got no popcorn left at this point.
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Today I made an unannounced visit to ICE’s facility in Scarborough, Maine. What I heard was unacceptable: no body cameras, no training, and no accountability. Johan Guerrero should be alive. Congress must act. Abolish ICE. End qualified immunity.
July 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Today I made an unannounced visit to ICE’s facility in Scarborough, Maine. What I heard was unacceptable: no body cameras, no training, and no accountability. Johan Guerrero should be alive. Congress must act. Abolish ICE. End qualified immunity.
“Do you acknowledge reality?”
“No, i don’t.”
“No, i don’t.”
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“Do you acknowledge reality?”
“No, i don’t.”
“No, i don’t.”
I see no lies here
May 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I see no lies here
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."
Trump guaranteeing no more wars:
Trump guaranteeing no more wars:
June 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."
Trump guaranteeing no more wars:
Trump guaranteeing no more wars:
I specifically requested no more metaphors
You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.
June 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I specifically requested no more metaphors
I take almost no pleasure in being right
April 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I take almost no pleasure in being right
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
July 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”
“There is no Epstein client list”