The dude who asked President Zelenskyy why he wasn't wearing a suit is Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, Brian Glenn. #IAmNotMakingThisUp
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The dude who asked President Zelenskyy why he wasn't wearing a suit is Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend, Brian Glenn. #IAmNotMakingThisUp
the last (partial) solar eclipse I tried to watch I bought the special glasses and they got stolen by the band Green Day and I didn’t get to see the eclipse #iamnotmakingthisup
April 4, 2024 at 10:28 PM
the last (partial) solar eclipse I tried to watch I bought the special glasses and they got stolen by the band Green Day and I didn’t get to see the eclipse #iamnotmakingthisup
Here's Brazilian TV after Carlo Ancelotti's first game managing Brasil. A graphic detailing how many bits of chewing fun he chewed. #iamnotmakingthisup
June 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Here's Brazilian TV after Carlo Ancelotti's first game managing Brasil. A graphic detailing how many bits of chewing fun he chewed. #iamnotmakingthisup
July 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Flamengo have fired coach Filipe Luis, less than 3 months after he won them the Copa Libertadores and 2025 Brazilian league. #iamnotmakingthisup
March 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Flamengo have fired coach Filipe Luis, less than 3 months after he won them the Copa Libertadores and 2025 Brazilian league. #iamnotmakingthisup
Trump and the players from Inter Miami. Lionel Messi is just out of picture right beside the Fascist dictator. #iamnotmakingthisup
Trump with Inter Miami at the White House: "What a group of people. We could have a lot of fun with these guys. You can imagine when they win how they celebrate. We don't want to talk about it. We don't want to talk about it!"
March 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Trump and the players from Inter Miami. Lionel Messi is just out of picture right beside the Fascist dictator. #iamnotmakingthisup
Bom dia, Brasil. Enquanto vc dormia, lá no Xitter o dono postou meme do juiz Paulista desafeto baixou o título "o tirano malvado." Depois chamou ele de Alexandre MORONES. #iamnotmakingthisup #naoestouinventandoisso
September 3, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Bom dia, Brasil. Enquanto vc dormia, lá no Xitter o dono postou meme do juiz Paulista desafeto baixou o título "o tirano malvado." Depois chamou ele de Alexandre MORONES. #iamnotmakingthisup #naoestouinventandoisso
Apple's Siri spied on its users and when the company, which is worth $3.69 TRILLION, got rumbled it offered those affected $20 each. ##iamnotmakingthisup
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arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Siri “unintentionally” recorded private convos; Apple agrees to pay $95M
Apple users may get $20 each for up to five Siri-enabled devices.
arstechnica.com
January 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Apple's Siri spied on its users and when the company, which is worth $3.69 TRILLION, got rumbled it offered those affected $20 each. ##iamnotmakingthisup
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Make polio great again.
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December 13, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Make polio great again.
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##iamnotmakingthisup
This story suggests that people should clap bankers like they did NHS workers. And that banks didn’t cause the financial crisis, "delusional wannabe homeowners" did. 🙈🙈🙈#iamnotmakingthisup
October 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
This story suggests that people should clap bankers like they did NHS workers. And that banks didn’t cause the financial crisis, "delusional wannabe homeowners" did. 🙈🙈🙈#iamnotmakingthisup
Just had a Platner chud say that I have no right to criticize Oyster Boy's abusive behavior because I compared a right wing legislator named Marilinda Garcia to Kim Kardashian in 2014.
#IAmNotMakingThisUp
#IAmNotMakingThisUp
You Cant Be Serious Quark
ALT: You Cant Be Serious Quark
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June 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Just had a Platner chud say that I have no right to criticize Oyster Boy's abusive behavior because I compared a right wing legislator named Marilinda Garcia to Kim Kardashian in 2014.
#IAmNotMakingThisUp
#IAmNotMakingThisUp
@butshecanread @ackleite Once worked at a record shop where someone at the head office was called INDIA ENGLAND. #iamnotmakingthisup
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 PM
@butshecanread @ackleite Once worked at a record shop where someone at the head office was called INDIA ENGLAND. #iamnotmakingthisup
Newspapers are for airing different voices, including those who have openly and consistently tried to subvert democracy, because these are the times we live in, says columnist with Brazil’s biggest and increasingly right-wing newspaper Folha de S.Paulo.
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#iamnotmakingthisup
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Newspapers are for airing different voices, including those who have openly and consistently tried to subvert democracy, because these are the times we live in, says columnist with Brazil’s biggest and increasingly right-wing newspaper Folha de S.Paulo.
#iamnotmakingthisup
#iamnotmakingthisup
Como fala Maracanazo em inglês? 'The Maracanã Smash.'
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“Come to Brazil?” The Oscars Just Might
“I’m Still Here” and “The Secret Agent” have brought Brazil’s exuberant online fan culture to the Academy Awards.
www.newyorker.com
February 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Como fala Maracanazo em inglês? 'The Maracanã Smash.'
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www.newyorker.com/culture/note...
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Just when you think football can't get any more ridiculous, the CBF has warned Brazilian clubs that any player who stands on the ball will get a yellow card for not respecting their opponents. #iamnotmakingthisup www.espn.com.br/futebol/bras...
CBF vai punir jogadores que subirem na bola como Memphis Depay fez em Corinthians x Palmeiras: 'Falta de respeito'
Entidade enviou ofício aos clubes informando sobre a nova determinação
www.espn.com.br
April 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just when you think football can't get any more ridiculous, the CBF has warned Brazilian clubs that any player who stands on the ball will get a yellow card for not respecting their opponents. #iamnotmakingthisup www.espn.com.br/futebol/bras...
500 words in the Guardian about a trendy colour. #iamnotmakingthisup
www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
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What is mocha mousse, Pantone’s colour of the year, and do I eat it or wear it?
It might sound like a drink special at your local cafe but the trendy shade is set to be everywhere in 2025 – according to the company, that is
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:31 AM
500 words in the Guardian about a trendy colour. #iamnotmakingthisup
www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
Man buys banana for 6.2 million dollars. Seriously. And then holds a press conferenceto eat it in front of the media and tell people he's a genius. No, seriously. ##iamnotmakingthisup
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
Crypto entrepreneur eats banana art he bought for $6.2m
Conceptual work created by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan was sold at auction in New York last week
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Man buys banana for 6.2 million dollars. Seriously. And then holds a press conferenceto eat it in front of the media and tell people he's a genius. No, seriously. ##iamnotmakingthisup
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
One of Javier Milei's first moves since taking office in Argentina is to revoke anti-nepotism legislation so he can appoint family members to senior, high-paying positions. #iamnotmakingthisup
December 11, 2023 at 12:49 PM
One of Javier Milei's first moves since taking office in Argentina is to revoke anti-nepotism legislation so he can appoint family members to senior, high-paying positions. #iamnotmakingthisup
Parents, please talk to your children about the dangers of television dialogue.
#ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp
#ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Parents, please talk to your children about the dangers of television dialogue.
#ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp
#ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp
Are you *beep* kidding me??!
After being so mean this morning and telling me I'm too fat for my wheelchair now (after asking if I'm not going to use it this year and get out more), she comes upstairs for coffee and online grocery shopping, BRINGING COOKIES!!!??
WTAF??!
#rude #IAmNotMakingThisUp
After being so mean this morning and telling me I'm too fat for my wheelchair now (after asking if I'm not going to use it this year and get out more), she comes upstairs for coffee and online grocery shopping, BRINGING COOKIES!!!??
WTAF??!
#rude #IAmNotMakingThisUp
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Are you *beep* kidding me??!
After being so mean this morning and telling me I'm too fat for my wheelchair now (after asking if I'm not going to use it this year and get out more), she comes upstairs for coffee and online grocery shopping, BRINGING COOKIES!!!??
WTAF??!
#rude #IAmNotMakingThisUp
After being so mean this morning and telling me I'm too fat for my wheelchair now (after asking if I'm not going to use it this year and get out more), she comes upstairs for coffee and online grocery shopping, BRINGING COOKIES!!!??
WTAF??!
#rude #IAmNotMakingThisUp
Bizarrely, the Dead Kennedys are TT in Colombia, as are Black Uhuru #iamnotmakingthisup
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Bizarrely, the Dead Kennedys are TT in Colombia, as are Black Uhuru #iamnotmakingthisup
Hamburger Heaven... or Hell? Menu from L.A.'s "Heart Attack Grill": http://bit.ly/yUb68N #lard #hamburgers #iamnotmakingthisup
Heart Attack Grill
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December 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Hamburger Heaven... or Hell? Menu from L.A.'s "Heart Attack Grill": http://bit.ly/yUb68N #lard #hamburgers #iamnotmakingthisup
TRUE FACT: Roland Rahsaan Kirk is not actually the nose flute supremo's real name. His real name is Ronald. #iamnotmakingthisup #freejazz
December 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM
TRUE FACT: Roland Rahsaan Kirk is not actually the nose flute supremo's real name. His real name is Ronald. #iamnotmakingthisup #freejazz
Just discovered there is an Argentine tweeter out there who goes by the preposterous (real) name of Alfonso Prat-Gay. #iamnotmakingthisup
December 10, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Just discovered there is an Argentine tweeter out there who goes by the preposterous (real) name of Alfonso Prat-Gay. #iamnotmakingthisup