#ICEscapade
Someone ought to remind them that noem and her goon squad are out to make Big Bend National Park an ICEscapade. 500,000 visitors a year, outfitters who depend on it. Wildlife that they don’t fucking care about. NO ACCESS TO THE RIO GRANDE FOR RECREATION. Construction will start in May
March 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Undocumented Woman’s Fake ICE Kidnapping Sparks Donation Frenzy, DOJ Reveals

#Satire #FakeKidnap #ICEscapade #GoFraudMe #DOJNews By: TheJestPress.com **Undocumented Woman “Kidnapped” by Imaginary ICE Agents, Survives on Thoughts, Prayers, and Venmo Donations** In an audacious bid for both freedom…
Undocumented Woman’s Fake ICE Kidnapping Sparks Donation Frenzy, DOJ Reveals
#Satire #FakeKidnap #ICEscapade #GoFraudMe #DOJNews By: TheJestPress.com **Undocumented Woman “Kidnapped” by Imaginary ICE Agents, Survives on Thoughts, Prayers, and Venmo Donations** In an audacious bid for both freedom and fiscal stimulus, an undocumented woman in Texas allegedly faked her own kidnapping by ICE agents, the Department of Justice claims. According to authorities, the woman, identified only as “La Fabulosa Desaparecida,” sought to raise donations using the latest philanthropic tool: pure, uncut anxiety.
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July 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM