I tried to cook dinner, but the smoke alarm had other plans. Guess we’re having takeout again! #icantcook

Wonder if I’ll be a Martha (I can’t bake), a Jezebel or and Unwoman since I can’t have kids anymore. Do I get to choose? #gilead #fucktrump #handmadestale #icantcook #sendhelp

So I get here & there's already 5 women in the kitchen waiting for me to help cook. Psshhh, I came here to eat. #ICantCook I can bake bread.

Here's what you can get me for Christmas: <a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/222516/the-awesome-kitchen-robots-that-prepare-sandwiches" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://theweek.com/article/index/222516/the-awesome-kitchen-robots-that-prepare-sandwiches #Icantcook

join my campaign to make Scotch eggs a common place snack in Ottawa establishments.
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As a vegetarian cooking meat for my kids 😭 why is it moving!?!?! #vegetarian #vegetarianlife #icantcook #wtf #help #notmadeforthis

Wife and I recently celebrated 8years together. She’s had to deal with 8 years of this 😂😂😂 #HappyAnniversary #loveyou #icantcook