Mama, she go twikky me
And tooked me to da vet
All da way, I cwy a lot
I yell cuz I's upset

Wen I dere, dey poke and skweez
Dis gib me big annoy
I sits still, I dos not bite
I be da bwavest boy

#CheddarPoetry #Vet #ItNotNiceToTwik #DereBeZombeesInMyPeeAgen #IHasToHabMeddysin