With #IlDouche and the sychophants in charge this "permanent presence" will presumably be composed of dead astronauts and crashed landing modules.
October 9, 2026 at 10:48 AM
With #IlDouche and the sychophants in charge this "permanent presence" will presumably be composed of dead astronauts and crashed landing modules.
I'm pretty sure #IlDouche has started playing for the other side if you catch my drift.
I look forward to Mike
Johnson and other Trump Republicans commenting on what a fantastic ass Jon Husted has.
Johnson and other Trump Republicans commenting on what a fantastic ass Jon Husted has.
Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"
October 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I'm pretty sure #IlDouche has started playing for the other side if you catch my drift.
Why does #IlDouche have an Italian lawyer? Why doesn't he have a real American lawyer?
Trump: "We demand that Christopher Columbus be put back into the heart of Columbus, Ohio. We want it back. I see my Italian lawyer over here. We gonna win the case? The monument! We're building a military complex, uh, it's a arch. A triumphal arch."
October 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Why does #IlDouche have an Italian lawyer? Why doesn't he have a real American lawyer?
I don't know about you, and I can't attest to the reliability of this source from local news in Colorado, but it sure sounds like #IlDouche and his minions are plotting a #Coup.
👀 ‼️🚨 Felon election denier Tina Peters, freed by CO Gov Jared Polis, was at the WH this week, telling Trump to seize ballots at midterms. Her atty Peter Ticktin said to plan for civil war & Trump will not relinquish power.
Kyle Clark of 9NEWS Denver reports.
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Kyle Clark of 9NEWS Denver reports.
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🧾 TNR: t2m.co/SgPfP9U
October 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
FAO #IlDouche. No. No you can't. No you can't motherfucker.
#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings
Got it?
#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings
Got it?
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
October 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
FAO #IlDouche. No. No you can't. No you can't motherfucker.
#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings
Got it?
#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings
Got it?
Breaking news: "Donald J Trump fails to win the #NobelPeacePrize yet again!"
A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!
A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!
2026 Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Navi Pillay
Pillay has been instrumental in ensuring war crimes and genocide are prosecuted, Nobel committee says.
www.aljazeera.com
October 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Breaking news: "Donald J Trump fails to win the #NobelPeacePrize yet again!"
A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!
A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!
Via @blooms-ghost.bsky
Reports that, following this morning's #Nobelprizeforliterature announcement, #ildouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
Reports that, following this morning's #Nobelprizeforliterature announcement, #ildouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
October 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Via @blooms-ghost.bsky
Reports that, following this morning's #Nobelprizeforliterature announcement, #ildouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
Reports that, following this morning's #Nobelprizeforliterature announcement, #ildouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
October 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.
Maybe #IlDouche is a hard worker after all.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
@mwuerker.bsky.social
@mwuerker.bsky.social
October 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Maybe #IlDouche is a hard worker after all.
Meanwhile in Strasbourg #IlDouche gets the full gold leaf treatment in the form of a less than flattering statue of himself outside the European Parliament building.
Gold Donald Trump statue appears at European Parliament
A gold-coated statue of US President Donald Trump titled the 'Orange Plague' was put on display in the European Parliament building.
extra.ie
October 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Meanwhile in Strasbourg #IlDouche gets the full gold leaf treatment in the form of a less than flattering statue of himself outside the European Parliament building.
I have long argued that we should not be comparing #IlDouche to Hitler but rather to Mussolini (hence my nickname). They are/were both brutish oafs, not that smart but ruthless and unconstrained by any meaningful ideology or morality.
I'm starting to think maybe #Stalin is more on point.
I'm starting to think maybe #Stalin is more on point.
Trump establishes committee to investigate Fed governor Lisa Cook
US president renews his efforts to oust Cook despite supreme court ruling that her firing was unconstitutional
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
#IlDouche can talk the talk but he won't walk the walk. On second thought, having listened to enough of his drivel from the weekend he doesn't seem to be able to talk the talk anymore either.
Trump historically wore Brioni, an Italian luxury company that makes suits in Italy. Here he flashes a Jos. A Bank label, a US company that long offshored its production to China and Bangladesh. They carry an associated label called Joseph Abboud, which is made in US. Curious he didn't choose that.
October 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
#IlDouche can talk the talk but he won't walk the walk. On second thought, having listened to enough of his drivel from the weekend he doesn't seem to be able to talk the talk anymore either.
On the basis of this alone I would argue that the head of the USTA is a fucking eejit. #IlDouche and his minions are doing everything in their power to make the US as unwelcome a destination as possible.
October 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
On the basis of this alone I would argue that the head of the USTA is a fucking eejit. #IlDouche and his minions are doing everything in their power to make the US as unwelcome a destination as possible.
This doesn't strike me as something a winner would do but them I'm not nearly as smart as #IlDouche.
US sends third aircraft carrier to Middle East amid stalemate in Iran war
Deployment underscores evolving complexity of Trump’s war against Iran as US midterm elections loom
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This doesn't strike me as something a winner would do but them I'm not nearly as smart as #IlDouche.
The next time ##IlDouche talks about how his greatest mate is # #CrownPrinceBonesaw remember #JamalKhashoggi.
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The next time ##IlDouche talks about how his greatest mate is # #CrownPrinceBonesaw remember #JamalKhashoggi.
In case you'd forgotten that the current occupant of the White House is a sexual predator here's news that #IlDouche has given up fighting it.
Trump agrees to end court fight against $5m verdict in E Jean Carroll case
The verdict stems from Carroll’s 2023 sexual abuse and defamation civil trial against Trump
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
In case you'd forgotten that the current occupant of the White House is a sexual predator here's news that #IlDouche has given up fighting it.
A gentle correction to #IlDouche: the Republicans "don't have any income" from tariffs either. Any income, via taxes paid by the American people, belongs to all of the American people irrespective of political affiliation, ethnicity, gender, religion or handedness. Got it motherfucker?
Trump: "Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It's one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and Senate, $5,000 to every adult. We can do it and the Democrats can't, because the Democrats don't have any income."
September 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
A gentle correction to #IlDouche: the Republicans "don't have any income" from tariffs either. Any income, via taxes paid by the American people, belongs to all of the American people irrespective of political affiliation, ethnicity, gender, religion or handedness. Got it motherfucker?
This is a curious development re the recent incident in #Fairford. I think someone in the press should ask #IlDouche about it as he undoubtedly knows more of the incident that anyone else in the universe.
Suspect in RAF Fairford case called police to report incident
Man dialled 999 before he and four others were arrested near military base in Gloucestershire, it has emerged
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Has #IlDouche banned this yet?
Africa bigger, US smaller as UN votes to adopt a new world map
The United Nations has voted to adopt a map that makes Africa and Australia bigger while shrinking North America and Europe.
www.abc.net.au
September 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Has #IlDouche banned this yet?
"We have no such wonders in my country" said Xi to #IlDouche whilst simultaneously thinking "this fucker's a complete eejit - do I really have to say for dinner - he's probably going to serve KFC anyway".
September 25, 2026 at 9:29 AM
"We have no such wonders in my country" said Xi to #IlDouche whilst simultaneously thinking "this fucker's a complete eejit - do I really have to say for dinner - he's probably going to serve KFC anyway".
Well good news for #IlDouche. He will be able to abuse his favourite bullying target, female of course, Kailan Collins, in the Oval Office tomorrow.
Judge orders Trump White House to restore access to CNN, MS Now and Politico
US district judge orders temporary lifting of Trump’s ban on the three media outlets, saying it was likely unconstitutional
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Well good news for #IlDouche. He will be able to abuse his favourite bullying target, female of course, Kailan Collins, in the Oval Office tomorrow.
Reports that #IlDouche plans to tell Xi "we're sorry that we haven't removed all of the evidence of brown, red, and yellow people from the Archives yet - we expect to finish that right after the election" cannot be confirmed at this time.
Xi is wrapping his visit to Washington with a peek at the Constitution and Bill of Rights
President Donald Trump is taking Chinese President Xi Jinping to visit the National Archives on Friday to cap off a three-day state visit criticized for being heavy on pomp and light on substance.
apnews.com
September 25, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Reports that #IlDouche plans to tell Xi "we're sorry that we haven't removed all of the evidence of brown, red, and yellow people from the Archives yet - we expect to finish that right after the election" cannot be confirmed at this time.
This little snippet from the PM's speech to the UNGA is both a tiny bit of hope as well as a demonstration of the chasm between the leadership of the US and the UK and to be frank their people. Is there any doubt that #IlDouche would refer to the British workers as 'suckers'?
September 23, 2026 at 11:38 AM
This little snippet from the PM's speech to the UNGA is both a tiny bit of hope as well as a demonstration of the chasm between the leadership of the US and the UK and to be frank their people. Is there any doubt that #IlDouche would refer to the British workers as 'suckers'?