Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: [reads his valentine] "To Moe. From your secret admirer."
Barney: Yoo hoo!
Moe: Oh God, no!
[Barney blows a kiss and belches]
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have any nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Principal Skinner: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Miss Hoover: You may now exchange Valentines.
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: That story isn't suitable for children.
Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa (when Ralph shows up at the Simpson house) Just make up some excuse! (runs to hide)
Homer: (answering the door) She's in the can. Go away.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Willie: I did not cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig... But I'll cry now. (cries on Principal Skinner's shoulder)
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Ralph: You "Choo-Choo-Choose me"?
Lisa: Happy Valentine's!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Principal Skinner: Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
Homer: Sure it is, honey. You do mean stealing, don't you?
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Guy: Where do you want these beef hearts?
Lunchlady Doris: On the floor.
Guy: It doesn't look very clean.
Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, heart boy.
[The man drops the hearts from the truck to the floor]
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
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