September 30, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i think this is one of the most socially transgressive acts any person can commit. i would do anything to take this back. #ImAMonster #BeyondRedemption
August 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i think this is one of the most socially transgressive acts any person can commit. i would do anything to take this back. #ImAMonster #BeyondRedemption
October 4, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Won with only 1 kill? #BITCHALERT #ITSPROBABLYONLY4INCHES #GIRLLUCCABETTER #DEEPDISHPUSSY #IMAMONSTER
THE FINALE: final two tributes are Girl Sophie and Boy Caro
GIRL SOPHIE dies from an infection.
BOY CARO tends his wounds with leaves and water.
WINNER: BOY CARO, 1 KILL
GIRL SOPHIE dies from an infection.
BOY CARO tends his wounds with leaves and water.
WINNER: BOY CARO, 1 KILL
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Won with only 1 kill? #BITCHALERT #ITSPROBABLYONLY4INCHES #GIRLLUCCABETTER #DEEPDISHPUSSY #IMAMONSTER
Omg I’ve become one of those ppl that goes up to other ppls kids and says, “how cute your baby is. She reminds me of MY BABY” and then long litany about my baby. Ugh 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ #imAMonster
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Omg I’ve become one of those ppl that goes up to other ppls kids and says, “how cute your baby is. She reminds me of MY BABY” and then long litany about my baby. Ugh 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ #imAMonster
I am the LAST person who should be a father.
Another one of me running around is frightening.
1 of me NOW is too much.
#NotAFatherFigure
#NotCutOutForIt
#ImAMonster
Another one of me running around is frightening.
1 of me NOW is too much.
#NotAFatherFigure
#NotCutOutForIt
#ImAMonster
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am the LAST person who should be a father.
Another one of me running around is frightening.
1 of me NOW is too much.
#NotAFatherFigure
#NotCutOutForIt
#ImAMonster
Another one of me running around is frightening.
1 of me NOW is too much.
#NotAFatherFigure
#NotCutOutForIt
#ImAMonster
Showrunner Rule #28 (failed): Don’t cast yourself in a cameo in the very scene that causes your pilot to TANK in testing. #ImAMonster?
Showrunner Rule #29: The proper response to a network note that you find intellectually insulting is a cheery, “Let us think about that.”
Showrunner Rule #29: The proper response to a network note that you find intellectually insulting is a cheery, “Let us think about that.”
October 11, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Showrunner Rule #28 (failed): Don’t cast yourself in a cameo in the very scene that causes your pilot to TANK in testing. #ImAMonster?
Showrunner Rule #29: The proper response to a network note that you find intellectually insulting is a cheery, “Let us think about that.”
Showrunner Rule #29: The proper response to a network note that you find intellectually insulting is a cheery, “Let us think about that.”
July 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
they are gonna find me on the floor with 800 rice cracker happy dust wrappers. #ImAMonster
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
they are gonna find me on the floor with 800 rice cracker happy dust wrappers. #ImAMonster
Starting the year by grabbing my groin. But not in the cool way :P
#imamonster
#bedrot
#CripplingAlcoholism
#agoddammonster )c=
#imamonster
#bedrot
#CripplingAlcoholism
#agoddammonster )c=
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Starting the year by grabbing my groin. But not in the cool way :P
#imamonster
#bedrot
#CripplingAlcoholism
#agoddammonster )c=
#imamonster
#bedrot
#CripplingAlcoholism
#agoddammonster )c=
My greatest shame is that it took me five years to get the title of Gattaca. #dontlookatme #Imamonster
February 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My greatest shame is that it took me five years to get the title of Gattaca. #dontlookatme #Imamonster
602 - The Secret Life (and death) of Bees
Who's the REAL calamity in Hyrule?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #armor #TunicOfTheWild #upgrade #materials #farming #grinding #CourserBees #CourserBeeHoney #valuableresource #extermination #imamonster
Who's the REAL calamity in Hyrule?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #armor #TunicOfTheWild #upgrade #materials #farming #grinding #CourserBees #CourserBeeHoney #valuableresource #extermination #imamonster
March 20, 2026 at 3:46 PM
602 - The Secret Life (and death) of Bees
Who's the REAL calamity in Hyrule?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #armor #TunicOfTheWild #upgrade #materials #farming #grinding #CourserBees #CourserBeeHoney #valuableresource #extermination #imamonster
Who's the REAL calamity in Hyrule?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #armor #TunicOfTheWild #upgrade #materials #farming #grinding #CourserBees #CourserBeeHoney #valuableresource #extermination #imamonster
November 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM