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Nothing can get things wrong quite like AI can. The hallucinated match report in 'trending' reads:

Newcastle thrash Ipswich

Fans note Ipswich look outmatched while Newcastle's Isak and Mac impress.

#LFC #IPSLIV #IPSNEW?
A hallucination reads: Newcastle thrash Ipswich Fans note Ipswich look outmatched while Newcastle's Isak and Mac impress
September 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Bwahaha! Isak! #NUFC #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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I think their Sir Bobby statue is better than ours #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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It's back-to-back 4-0 victories for @NUFC in the Premier League, in a win that saw Alexander Isak score his first hat-trick for the club 🌟

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Full-Time: Ipswich 0-4 Newcastle
December 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Isak at the double ✌️

Bruno Guimaraes pounces on Muric’s weak pass, falling to Alexander Isak who has the time and control to score his second of the day 💪

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Alexander Isak scores his second goal of the day against Ipswich.
December 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
premierleaguebot.bsky.social
A thunderous strike! 🌩️

Jacob Murphy scores his third goal in two games, as his shot rattles the underside of the crossbar and into the back of the net 🚀

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Jacob Murphy doubles Newcastle's lead against Ipswich.
December 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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QUICK AS A FLASH! ⚡️

Alexander Isak scores inside 24 seconds to give @NUFC a very early lead at Portman Road ⏰

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December 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Looking for a third win on the bounce!

Join the @NUFC fans based in Orlando. New & visiting fans welcomed!

🗓️ Dec 21
🕙 10am
📍 The Hideaway Bar
🆚 Ipswich

#hwtl #toonarmy #IPSNEW #PLinUSA #MyPLMorning
December 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
irdodd.bsky.social
What an assist Jacob Murphy for Isaks hatrick #nufc #ipsnew
December 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
irdodd.bsky.social
Ipswich are agricultural… pun intended #nufc #ipsnew
December 21, 2024 at 3:49 PM
irdodd.bsky.social
Ed Sheeran let himself slip hasn’t he ?

#nufc #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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No complaints ⚽⚽⚽🏴🏳️at the half @leeryder.bsky.social @davidcook1892.bsky.social @b3vrly.bsky.social @johnohareok.bsky.social @elijahknew.bsky.social @celticonmarket.bsky.social #IPSNEW #MyPLMorning
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December 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Join us @leeryder.bsky.social @davidcook1892.bsky.social @elijahknew.bsky.social @852dude.bsky.social @b3vrly.bsky.social @johnohareok.bsky.social @ajamesreed.bsky.social & cheer on yer favorite musician to recently appear on a club top @celticonmarket.bsky.social⚽See you there🏴🏳️ #IPSNEW #NUFC #HWTL
December 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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When your team don’t play like they used to no more 🤣🤣 #NUFC #IPSNEW 🖤🤍
December 21, 2024 at 5:10 PM
andrewcurry.bsky.social
Oh what fun it is to see Newcastle win away! #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
andrewcurry.bsky.social
On the train to Ipswich. Ho’way the lads! #IPSNEW #bobbyRobsonDerby #nufc #howayTheLads
December 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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Fully enjoyed this game. #IPSNEW #nufc
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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This has been Men against Tractor boys.

#IPSNEW #NUFC
December 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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This game should already be over. #ipsnew #nufc
December 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Just incase you weren't aware, Ipswich Town are missing their star, use the term loosely, centre forward.

So if we can't beat them today, when will we?

Professional away performance and bring home all three points. 0-2. #nufc #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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Into these inbred tractor shagging soft cunts today. Three more points for Xmas. HWTL. #nufc #IPSNEW
December 21, 2024 at 10:44 AM