#IRolledTheDice
#IRolledTheDice to see if it was time for wine 😏
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#IRolledTheDice and did the math . . .
January 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#IRolledTheDice then forgot the leashes. 😬
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Einstein: God doesn't play dice with the universe!

God: #IRolledTheDice
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#IRolledTheDice for good measure before getting kicked out for good. 😬
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#IRolledTheDice and ticked off the cat lol
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#IRolledTheDice but can't figure out how to read them. 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#IRolledTheDice and didn't pass GO. Seems fishy.
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#IRolledTheDice and lost. 😷
January 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#IRolledTheDice
Which didn't improve my chess game
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
#IRolledTheDice, Lost, and got sheet faced. 🫣
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
#IRolledTheDice

And now I'm in jail
( I hate monopoly)
January 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
#IRolledTheDice and it wasn't worth having that last drink. 🥴
January 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#IRolledTheDice man and he didn't even have pocket change...
turns out cancelation works
Showtime Dice GIF
Alt: andrew dice clay
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January 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#IRolledTheDice but it was too ludo too late.
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#IRolledTheDice
The only things I roll are dice, joints and that's how I.
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#IRolledTheDice and got snake eyes but that was cool because I told the Chinese dude that I would. 🎲🎲🐍😎🇨🇳💵☺️
January 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
#IRolledTheDice
In fluff and hung them in me motor car..
a pair of blue dice hanging from the rear view mirror
ALT: a pair of blue dice hanging from the rear view mirror
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January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#IRolledTheDice and rolled a natural 20! -me, lying while playing D&D.
January 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#IRolledTheDice

And they landed into the sockets of a limbless reptile

Snake Eyes
a hand is reaching for a pair of dice on a table
ALT: a hand is reaching for a pair of dice on a table
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January 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#IRolledTheDice And was banned from Vegas for being a weighted dice throwing, card counting low down dirty cheat.
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
#IRolledTheDice
to see whether or not I'd find my true love. They came up snake eyes. I took that to mean I WOULD find a woman who pretended to love me, but turned out to be so evil, I'd wish I'd married an ACTUAL snake 😭
a hand is reaching for a pair of dice on a table
ALT: a hand is reaching for a pair of dice on a table
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January 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#IRolledTheDice and it was checkmate, so hand over the cash.
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a scarf says i know what i 'm doing
ALT: a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a scarf says i know what i 'm doing
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January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
#IRolledTheDice

And I saw spots before my eyes.
a white dice with black dots on each side is spinning on a black background .
ALT: a white dice with black dots on each side is spinning on a black background .
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January 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM