December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Remember, Jude Bellingham is under 25, so his brain isn't fully formed yet, meaning any goals he scores don't count.
#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke
#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke
June 17, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Remember, Jude Bellingham is under 25, so his brain isn't fully formed yet, meaning any goals he scores don't count.
#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke
#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke
Sometimes you mix something new... with something old. :3
#elnasir #Isweartogod #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #cuneiform
#elnasir #Isweartogod #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #cuneiform
August 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes you mix something new... with something old. :3
#elnasir #Isweartogod #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #cuneiform
#elnasir #Isweartogod #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #cuneiform
i yelled OWOWOW BOYSWHATDIDISAY ABOUTPUSHINGINYOURDAMNCHAI NODONTWORRYMAMASNOTMAD BUTPUSHINYOURCHAIRSTHISINSTANT ISWEARTOGOD
June 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
i yelled OWOWOW BOYSWHATDIDISAY ABOUTPUSHINGINYOURDAMNCHAI NODONTWORRYMAMASNOTMAD BUTPUSHINYOURCHAIRSTHISINSTANT ISWEARTOGOD
isweartogod.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court temporarily blocked a lower court ruling that found Texas' 2026 congressional map likely racially discriminatory.
Supreme Court blocks order that found Texas congressional map is likely racially biased
The U.S. Supreme Court has temporarily blocked a lower court court ruling that found Texas’ 2026 congressional redistricting plan likely discriminates on the basis of race.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
isweartogod.
|| If any one of ya'll make an OC with her as a FC.
Isweartogod.
Isweartogod.
November 6, 2024 at 10:06 PM
|| If any one of ya'll make an OC with her as a FC.
Isweartogod.
Isweartogod.
And whe my wife cooks their dinners, nicer more attentive dinners than I make, and actually IsweartoGod *phones* them to come down from their rooms, says it nicely even though they just say "what" when they answer the call, and after they take their plates into their rooms, I say "you spoil them."
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
And whe my wife cooks their dinners, nicer more attentive dinners than I make, and actually IsweartoGod *phones* them to come down from their rooms, says it nicely even though they just say "what" when they answer the call, and after they take their plates into their rooms, I say "you spoil them."
This type of bs I really fucking hate. -.-
#ads #advertising #whatworldamilivinginrightnow #isweartogod *sighs*
(wasn't on main was tryin to look at friends art but didn't wanna make uncomfy sharin their art in screenshare post)
#ads #advertising #whatworldamilivinginrightnow #isweartogod *sighs*
(wasn't on main was tryin to look at friends art but didn't wanna make uncomfy sharin their art in screenshare post)
August 1, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This type of bs I really fucking hate. -.-
#ads #advertising #whatworldamilivinginrightnow #isweartogod *sighs*
(wasn't on main was tryin to look at friends art but didn't wanna make uncomfy sharin their art in screenshare post)
#ads #advertising #whatworldamilivinginrightnow #isweartogod *sighs*
(wasn't on main was tryin to look at friends art but didn't wanna make uncomfy sharin their art in screenshare post)
You Don’t Have To Make Your Characters Ace/Aroace In Order To Keep Them From Being Sexualized By The Audience
ISWEARTOGOD.
ISWEARTOGOD.
September 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You Don’t Have To Make Your Characters Ace/Aroace In Order To Keep Them From Being Sexualized By The Audience
ISWEARTOGOD.
ISWEARTOGOD.
My wife: "If you say "pizza" one more time, isweartogod...!"
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
My wife: "If you say "pizza" one more time, isweartogod...!"
They'd better be done before next trash day, isweartogod
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They'd better be done before next trash day, isweartogod
lol, that’s not going to stop bats… those fuckers can get in through solid walls, isweartogod.
July 30, 2026 at 12:42 PM
lol, that’s not going to stop bats… those fuckers can get in through solid walls, isweartogod.
I just found out the name of the gardener at my condo is Juan Valdez!
Isweartogod
Isweartogod
August 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just found out the name of the gardener at my condo is Juan Valdez!
Isweartogod
Isweartogod
TFW the guy who just laid you off makes a long LinkedIn post about how workforce reductions are bad for business.
#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod
#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod
April 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
TFW the guy who just laid you off makes a long LinkedIn post about how workforce reductions are bad for business.
#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod
#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod
Oh it turns out one of the cups wasn't just any cup - it was an Ehren Tool cup. #bloodykittens #isweartogod news.berkeley.edu/2020/02/20/e...
Ehren Tool's cups aren't for sale. They're for starting conversations — about war. - Berkeley News
Since 2001, the ceramics studio manager at Berkeley has made nearly 22,000 clay cups decorated with war images, most of which he has given away or plans to give away
news.berkeley.edu
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh it turns out one of the cups wasn't just any cup - it was an Ehren Tool cup. #bloodykittens #isweartogod news.berkeley.edu/2020/02/20/e...
Isweartogod I hate being sick.
I specifically hate having the mutant flu. It has transformed me from a sarcastic-yet-amiable human into a Sleezestack loaded to the gills with Mucinex, dizzy from meds and annoyed with illness itself.
I’m glad to have an intact sense of humor & not be hospitalized.
I specifically hate having the mutant flu. It has transformed me from a sarcastic-yet-amiable human into a Sleezestack loaded to the gills with Mucinex, dizzy from meds and annoyed with illness itself.
I’m glad to have an intact sense of humor & not be hospitalized.
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Isweartogod I hate being sick.
I specifically hate having the mutant flu. It has transformed me from a sarcastic-yet-amiable human into a Sleezestack loaded to the gills with Mucinex, dizzy from meds and annoyed with illness itself.
I’m glad to have an intact sense of humor & not be hospitalized.
I specifically hate having the mutant flu. It has transformed me from a sarcastic-yet-amiable human into a Sleezestack loaded to the gills with Mucinex, dizzy from meds and annoyed with illness itself.
I’m glad to have an intact sense of humor & not be hospitalized.
The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show
The Voice of Germany: “I Swear To God”: Maël & Jonas erobern “The Voice” zurück
Maël & Jonas sind zurück bei "The Voice of Germany"! Die beiden haben es schon einmal bis ins Finale geschafft. Begeistert von ihrer ersten Teilnahme, wagen sie nun einen erneuten Anlauf. Ob ihr ehemaliger Coach Nico Santos sie wieder erkennt?
nuernberger-blatt.de
September 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show
Man oh man do hate shelving in folk literature.
398.2
398.24
398.2426
398.24269
398.24269167839027264918 #isweartogod
#librarylife
398.2
398.24
398.2426
398.24269
398.24269167839027264918 #isweartogod
#librarylife
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Man oh man do hate shelving in folk literature.
398.2
398.24
398.2426
398.24269
398.24269167839027264918 #isweartogod
#librarylife
398.2
398.24
398.2426
398.24269
398.24269167839027264918 #isweartogod
#librarylife
"Isweartogod,Mellow-"
June 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Isweartogod,Mellow-"
Think I’m going to end up boiling a bunch of spinach tonight to use as part of something before it starts serious wilting and I am left with the eternal question “Is what I have here ACTUALLY a bunch of spinach?” … a plant which Isweartogod has escaped conservation of matter
April 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Think I’m going to end up boiling a bunch of spinach tonight to use as part of something before it starts serious wilting and I am left with the eternal question “Is what I have here ACTUALLY a bunch of spinach?” … a plant which Isweartogod has escaped conservation of matter
YOOOOOO, isweartogod this is my college British Communications class WRAPPED IN US POLITICS
money, all money
big bank TAKES EVERYBODYS BANK
✌🏽prestige✌🏽 isnt even a factor anymore 😩
they wanna b Gods Zars Kings n shyt
money, all money
big bank TAKES EVERYBODYS BANK
✌🏽prestige✌🏽 isnt even a factor anymore 😩
they wanna b Gods Zars Kings n shyt
I wish it was something that exotic instead of just mundane greed and exploitation
December 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
YOOOOOO, isweartogod this is my college British Communications class WRAPPED IN US POLITICS
money, all money
big bank TAKES EVERYBODYS BANK
✌🏽prestige✌🏽 isnt even a factor anymore 😩
they wanna b Gods Zars Kings n shyt
money, all money
big bank TAKES EVERYBODYS BANK
✌🏽prestige✌🏽 isnt even a factor anymore 😩
they wanna b Gods Zars Kings n shyt
Isweartogod! Not a hen. 😂😂😂
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Isweartogod! Not a hen. 😂😂😂
Toddler, in the bathroom: “Bye bye pee pee! Bye bye poo poo! See you tomorrow!”
Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”
#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon
Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”
#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon
March 25, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Toddler, in the bathroom: “Bye bye pee pee! Bye bye poo poo! See you tomorrow!”
Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”
#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon
Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”
#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon
This man! #isweartogod nursing on his cock could sustain life #betalife
June 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This man! #isweartogod nursing on his cock could sustain life #betalife