John Constantine and his italian cats
September 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM
John Constantine and his italian cats
Metal Slug if it was Italian
May 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Metal Slug if it was Italian
It seems that the italian prime minister is pissed off.
June 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It seems that the italian prime minister is pissed off.
🔥 View from the Austrian-Italian Border Trail.
June 23, 2026 at 6:11 AM
🔥 View from the Austrian-Italian Border Trail.
Food truck person calling out sausage on a bun orders shouts to me, "Are you the hot Italian?"
Yes. Yes, I am. 🥰
Yes. Yes, I am. 🥰
April 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Food truck person calling out sausage on a bun orders shouts to me, "Are you the hot Italian?"
Yes. Yes, I am. 🥰
Yes. Yes, I am. 🥰
Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic
April 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wang hits him back with "that means that children of Irish, and ITALIAN immigrants would also not be a citizen."
Alito is the son of Italian immigrants.
Alito is the son of Italian immigrants.
April 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Wang hits him back with "that means that children of Irish, and ITALIAN immigrants would also not be a citizen."
Alito is the son of Italian immigrants.
Alito is the son of Italian immigrants.
Italian jumpscare
October 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Italian jumpscare
Italian Volcano Erupts
theonion.com/italian...
theonion.com/italian...
June 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Italian Volcano Erupts
theonion.com/italian...
theonion.com/italian...
recently got a glimpse of intra-italian racism when one of my friends got called a “tomato italian” by a self-described “lemon italian”
June 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
recently got a glimpse of intra-italian racism when one of my friends got called a “tomato italian” by a self-described “lemon italian”
Eat Italian 🍝
August 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Eat Italian 🍝
Italy Issues Travel Ban On Italian Americans https://theonion.com/italy-issues-travel-ban-on-italian-americans/
July 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Italy Issues Travel Ban On Italian Americans https://theonion.com/italy-issues-travel-ban-on-italian-americans/
talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.
April 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday.
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
daughter: what’s for dinner?
me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
July 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
daughter: what’s for dinner?
me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
me: I’m making an Italian dish
daughter: I HATE Italian
me: no you don’t
daughter: oh yeah? name 3 Italian meals I love
me: pizza, spaghetti, lasagna
daughter: oh yeah? name another
me: fettuccine alfredo
daughter: fine but I don’t like this one
Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
September 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
Italian politicians want action against a hunting party that included the president's son, who they accuse of allegedly killing a ruddy shelduck. One Italian paper called it the "Donald duck crisis."
Italian politicians allege Donald Trump Jr.'s hunting party killed a protected duck
Italian politicians want action against a hunting party that included the president's son, who they accuse of allegedly killing a ruddy shelduck. One Italian paper called it the "Donald duck crisis."
www.npr.org
February 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Italian politicians want action against a hunting party that included the president's son, who they accuse of allegedly killing a ruddy shelduck. One Italian paper called it the "Donald duck crisis."
I used one of the leftover baguettes to make Italian subs and it was a good choice.
April 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I used one of the leftover baguettes to make Italian subs and it was a good choice.