I gots the itis 😩
I just got over the itis!!
I just got over the itis!!
November 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I gots the itis 😩
I just got over the itis!!
I just got over the itis!!
No, Mombther, yu maynott hav thanotebook itis mien itis fore my werks.
August 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
No, Mombther, yu maynott hav thanotebook itis mien itis fore my werks.
Suffering from Big-itis
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Suffering from Big-itis
I hav bin informd itis NOTT Caturday. Hek.
September 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I hav bin informd itis NOTT Caturday. Hek.
Dearleader-itis.
Some GOP bills introduced since January:
🤡 Make Trump’s birthday a holiday
🤡 Carve Trump into Mt. Rushmore
🤡 Rename Dulles Airport after Trump
Other GOP bills from the last Congress:
🤡 Print $500 bills w/ Trump portrait
🤡 Rename US coastal waters for Trump
(h/t @macfarlanenews.bsky.social)
🤡 Make Trump’s birthday a holiday
🤡 Carve Trump into Mt. Rushmore
🤡 Rename Dulles Airport after Trump
Other GOP bills from the last Congress:
🤡 Print $500 bills w/ Trump portrait
🤡 Rename US coastal waters for Trump
(h/t @macfarlanenews.bsky.social)
We have reached North Korean levels of sycophantry.
From NY-24’s Claudia Tenney 👇
tenney.house.gov/media/press-...
From NY-24’s Claudia Tenney 👇
tenney.house.gov/media/press-...
February 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dearleader-itis.
Itis i, liborarry ca'at
July 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Itis i, liborarry ca'at
Itis almoast time itis almoast Grismouse!
December 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Itis almoast time itis almoast Grismouse!
Itis a floppy sortof day
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Itis a floppy sortof day
Me and my blusky mootuals feat (actually itIS itis me and @jortsthecat.bsky.social and @fishtopher.bsky.social hahah)
July 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me and my blusky mootuals feat (actually itIS itis me and @jortsthecat.bsky.social and @fishtopher.bsky.social hahah)
Mike Lee suffers from a classic case of "Not Being Punched Enough-itis."
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Mike Lee suffers from a classic case of "Not Being Punched Enough-itis."
Another acute case of DearLeader-itis. Call the medic!
Bessent: "The president is probably the most economically sophisticated president we've had in 100 years, maybe ever. He has a view on rates and he makes them known, just like Sen. Warren makes her known."
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Another acute case of DearLeader-itis. Call the medic!
Itis always a goode time fore HONKERBONKERY !!
August 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Itis always a goode time fore HONKERBONKERY !!
Itis an babby bonney! Just an liddol guy!
May 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Itis an babby bonney! Just an liddol guy!
Krytocurrency; itis relly stoopid
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
March 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Krytocurrency; itis relly stoopid
Yez itis tru i hav bin coddil momb a lot lately itis only becawse of cold
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Yez itis tru i hav bin coddil momb a lot lately itis only becawse of cold
Itis I, bluekys 29th moast influenzal accownt!
September 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Itis I, bluekys 29th moast influenzal accownt!
Yah! Grosserys are done itis time to cutt loose!
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yah! Grosserys are done itis time to cutt loose!
case of terminal online-itis, case of terminal i-don’t-have-an-editor-itis, case of terminal my-livelihood-depends-on-posting-an-endless-series-of-inflammatory-takes-itis
May 7, 2024 at 1:28 PM
case of terminal online-itis, case of terminal i-don’t-have-an-editor-itis, case of terminal my-livelihood-depends-on-posting-an-endless-series-of-inflammatory-takes-itis
Hav yu scene my brown pappirs? Itis goode pappir.
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hav yu scene my brown pappirs? Itis goode pappir.
This glass, itis neerly empty i shall perish
June 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This glass, itis neerly empty i shall perish
Waite, is that . . No, itis just FedRex person
December 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Waite, is that . . No, itis just FedRex person
Itis fireflies seezon tha time of tha litening bugh
May 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Itis fireflies seezon tha time of tha litening bugh