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When the coffee machine breaks at work and there is talk of mass nerd riots

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April 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Did you save your project? Did your drawing tablet crash before saving? Did Dobey crash again? Is life an endless cycle of steps forwards and backgrounds—*bluescreens
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October 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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The Uninvited Keyboard

A large touch keyboard keeps covering the desktop. Mort disables the automatic display setting.

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September 25, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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The Midnight Scan

Every scanned page comes out nearly black. Mort resets an extreme contrast setting.

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September 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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The Traveling Screenshots

New screenshots seem to vanish. Mort finds that cloud backup redirected their save folder.

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September 25, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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1700 Zeilen Quellcode aufräumen, ihr kennt das...

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July 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
mortimerroot.bsky.social
The Endless Slide Show

A presentation returns to the first slide after the last one. Mort disables continuous looping.

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September 24, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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The Executive Calculator

A calculator window refuses to move behind other work. Mort turns off its always visible mode.

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September 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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The Undercover Comments

Spreadsheet comments still exist, but their small markers are gone. Mort restores the hidden indicators.

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September 24, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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The Folder Made Departments

Files appear under unwanted date sections. Mort turns off folder grouping and restores one normal list.

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September 25, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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The Unwanted Narrator

A headset plays the speaker's own microphone back to them. Mort turns off microphone monitoring.

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September 24, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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The Browser Without a Front Door

The browser's home button disappears. Mort restores it through the toolbar settings.

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September 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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The Reflective Printer

Every printed page comes out reversed. Mort discovers that mirror printing was enabled.

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September 23, 2026 at 7:08 AM
mortimerroot.bsky.social
The Speed Test Mouse

Folders ignore normal double clicks. Mort lowers a mouse setting that expects the clicks too quickly.

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September 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Notes on the Wrong Account

Saved notes disappear on a new computer. Mort signs the notes app into the correct account and restores them.

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September 25, 2026 at 12:32 PM
mortimerroot.bsky.social
The Taskbar Changed Desks

The taskbar appears on the secondary monitor. Mort corrects which display is marked as the main one.

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September 24, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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The Printer Stayed Home

A local printer is missing inside Remote Desktop. Mort enables printer redirection and reconnects the session.

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September 23, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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The Crowded Cell

Long text seems to vanish inside a spreadsheet. Mort finds that the column is too narrow and fits it automatically.

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September 23, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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The Exempt First Page

A document header appears everywhere except the first page. Mort turns off the Different First Page setting.

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September 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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The Unnumbered Slides

Slide numbers vanish from an entire presentation. Mort restores the disabled number option and applies it to every slide.

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September 23, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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The Expensive Margins

A document leaves huge empty areas beside the text. Mort finds that unusually wide page margins were applied.

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September 23, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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The Shy Mouse Pointer

The mouse pointer disappears whenever typing begins. Mort turns off a setting that hides it during keyboard use.

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September 23, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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The Wandering Cursor

A blinking text cursor appears across web pages. Mort turns off the browser's caret browsing mode.

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September 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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The Spreadsheet Rehearsal

A spreadsheet is covered with page boundaries. Mort discovers that Page Break Preview was left open.

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September 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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The Document Keeps Score

Numbers appear beside every line in a document. Mort finds that line numbering was enabled.

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September 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM