#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid
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#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid Play some funky music! 🎵
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid Is this thing on?
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

Now, Peter Piper picked peppers
But Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down
That's his hard time
Jack B. Nimble was nimble
And he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster
Jack's on Jay's dick...
July 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

"I wanna hear a poem where ideas kiss similes so deeply that metaphors get jealous
Where the subject matters so much that adjectives start holding pro-noun rallies at city hall"

{Credit to Steve Colman}
July 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid la di da di...

La di da di...

La di...

Da di...

La di da di
We like to party
We don't cause trouble
We don't bother nobody
We're just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic, we rock the mic
Right!
July 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid “Hey, you…girl in the back! Didn’t you give me a blowjob behind the Ralph’s last week? Oh? Sorry…you just look so familiar.”

Moving on. 🙄
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid la di da di...

La di da di...

La di...

Da di...

La di da di
We like to party
We don't cause trouble
We don't bother nobody
We're just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic, we rock the mic
Right!
July 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid “Whoever owns the blue Prius, please move it away from the No Parking sign. The Police are threatening to tow it.”

And I swear 4 people hurriedly left the club. 😣
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

Let us begin
What, where, why, or when
Will all be explained
Like instructions to a game
See I'm not insane
In fact I'm kind of rational
When I be asking
Yo, who is more dramatical?
July 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you
Thinking of this, you keep repeating, you miss
The rhyme from the microphone soloist
July 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#IWalkedUpToTheMicAndSaid

Let us begin
What, where, why, or when
Will all be explained
Like instructions to a game
See I'm not insane
In fact I'm kind of rational
When I be asking
Yo, who is more dramatical?
July 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM