#IWitness
If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.
January 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, what are you?

An iWitness
March 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I saw a crime happen at an Apple Store.

I was an iWitness.
September 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
#SpotTheScammer

@thymef4.bsky.social Ugandan scammer begging for money for children in the name "Iwitness cares foundation", which doesn't exist.
September 28, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I just saw an Apple store getting robbed..

Police have detained me as an iWitness.
May 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This photo broke me. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this.
April 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you see a robbery at an Apple store...

Does that make you an...

iWitness?
September 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
If you saw a robbery occur at an Apple Store, are you now an iWitness?
January 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I was at the Apple store today when it got robbed...

I guess that makes me an iWitness...
September 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I saw someone robbing the Apple Store today. I guess that makes me an iWitness.
August 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Let me guess. You were an iWitness
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I was at the Apple store today when it got robbed...

I guess that makes me an iWitness...
September 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
October 14, 2023 at 5:02 PM
if you see a robbery at an apple store...

does that make you an...

iWitness?
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
June 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
An iPhone was stolen at the Apple store.

Police are looking for an iWitness.

#dadjokes
June 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I saw a crime at an Apple Store

I was an iWitness
July 8, 2023 at 2:05 AM
If you see a crime at the Apple Store are you an iWitness
November 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Happy Sunday Bluesky fam! It is still the weekend!
@mersyme.bsky.social
@smith83k.bsky.social

At the Apple store a few weeks ago, a masked man ran in and cleaned out everything. When the police showed up, they asked if anyone had seen anything. I raised my hand and said ‘I’m an iWitness!’
April 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I was at the Apple store today when it got robbed... I guess that makes me an iWitness...
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I saw a robbery at the apple store today, they cought the guy and told me I'm the iWitness

turns out the guy could facetime....
June 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
March 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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If you see a robbery at an Apple store...

Does that make you an...

iWitness?
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM