October 17, 2019, age 4

"I feel something in my ear. I think it's an ear wack."

#ianisms

Me: Why are you so grouchy?
Ian: 😠 I'm not grouchy.
Me: Oh, really? You're acting grouchy.
Ian: 😠 No I'm not.
Me: 😏 Right. 😂

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I have to say that "make shapes" is one of my favorite Ianisms of yours. It's just so fun and evocative. :)

I couldn't find the exact song I wanted, but this one was very close. In case the link messes up, it's "Tlazcaltiliztli," min. 5:50-10:21.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5itJ...

I was putting on punk glam makeup this morning (relatively tame tbh) for my costume, but I HARDLY EVER wear makeup. Ian was watching me.

Ian: Wow, you're even starting to look like not my mom any more! 😯

Apparently I really don't wear makeup very often... 😅

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Me: Ian, get these dishes and water bottles [all in the living room] into the kitchen.
Ian: *absolutely buck naked* *takes EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE in his arms to the kitchen, dumps loudly into sink*
Me: 🤨 Uh, thanks...
Ian: *runs at light speed back to the LR, screaming in pterodactyl*

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Ian: Who would've thought pastrami and cheese sandwiches were so good?
Brent: 🤨 Uh, I'd thought...
Ian: You've had a pastrami and cheese sandwich before?!
Brent: Amazingly, yes. 😂

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Ian, re a location that was 5 minutes away from us: "I think that if we go to the other side of the earth and keep going west, we'll finally get there."

Me: I mean... yes? 😂

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is having a blast reading soxside613 and ianisms this morning. Wow.