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Outttakes from a hot, sticky, bug-riddled outing to the dog park today. 🥵

Feel free to call for appointments that start in October, because I’ll be hiding from the Wisconsin state bird-The Mosquito 🦟 -until then. 😓

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Coach Mac smiles in the lower left corner of this photo montage despite being attacked by mosquitoes and gnats. Yes I have a spray for that but no I didn’t remember to put it on them before we went. I have ADHD. I’m lucky I left the park with the same number of dogs I entered it with. Trigger and Fanny occupy 3 of the 4 frames here. They are in the correct vogue position on one of our picnic benches but were unable to synchronize their facial expressions due to the bugs and humidity. I did not penalize them for that. We suffered enough for you. You’ll appreciate what we are offering or simply scroll onwards. Now that we are back in the relatively air-conditioned house we are not leaving it until the first freeze of fall unless I can find an air-conditioned beekeeper suit to wear outside because it is not my fault that mosquitoes love me even more than my dogs do. It is NOT MUTUAL. July, August, January & February can all go fuck themselves. We won’t be needing them anymore. In fact, we may start playing Lotto with the slim-to-none chance we win and can afford to live in the Pacific Northwest again one day. I’ve lived in every climate known to man and that is the only one this human body was designed to thrive in.
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM