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flarebeams.northsky.social
the ifelse function having entirely different syntax to an if else statement kind of makes me want to shake whoever coded it that way
August 27, 2026 at 6:43 AM
jdonland.bsky.social
There's also always `ifelse()`.
July 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
dahosek.bsky.social
I never did forth, but I used to write raw PostScript back in the day and its if syntax was rather different (it would have been Forth Love {honk} {} ifelse). I was surprised to discover that the forth if syntax was rather different with the conditionally executed code after the if.
July 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
levas0126.qdon.space.ap.brid.gy
스프레드시트가 ifelse를 안 먹는구나 그럼 ifs로..오케이 ..
July 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
levas0126.qdon.space.ap.brid.gy
아...
=ifelse(rounddown(C1)>=24,24,rounddown(C1))
이러면 되나
July 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
neruga.bsky.social
フラグ管理も条件分岐も作ってる時がいちばん楽しいからぁ‼️‼️‼️
サモナイ遊んでるときもここにifelse文入ってるのかな〜魔王化の変数的なものって会話と戦闘で値分けてるのかな〜などとか想像したりしなかったりする
June 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
moriken.dev
三項演算子ポート用の ifElse 関数あるのw #TSKaigi #tskaigi_leverages
May 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
tehlo.bsky.social
IFELSE anxp-T 10w12 So10/Sx7/Sx5 sukai sekai FEVL¹²³⁴ chaotic-nogood

вот кто я
May 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
kolunmi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
no more manual callbacks for shrimple (🦐) condition checks like in GtkBuilder... 👀

https://github.com/bazaar-org/bazaar/commit/189763f4b624bd69de82b28ad7b1174aeffe9a3e
bge: wdgt: add #ifelse expression and numerical comparisons · bazaar-org/bazaar@189763f
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April 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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April 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
fsteiner.bsky.social
Gonna write a novel now, where Lord Andor is residing at Castle Ifelse, District of Gototen. His opponent is the evil Duke Movel, a non-classy object disoriented member of the sect of the Lovers of Leaked Memory (LLM). But it all appears hallucinated, when Lady Ultraviolet Chipleta arrives...
April 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
trashphotography.online
"Researchers AT THE COMPANY"

Gee, guess I have no choice but to believe these people are so stupid they forgot they coded in all those ifelse blocks to respond to keywords.

Also, shame on you @wired.com for even publishing this garbage like it means anything.
April 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
abioticfactor.com
Certain neckwear will help you find your way in the dark.

Screenshot by ifelse on Steam.
March 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
flarestart.bsky.social
Stop Orchestrating Business Logic with if/else — A Better Way in Java
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https://flarestart.com/article/stop-orchestrating-business-logic-with-ifelse-a-better-way-in-java-20260322
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Stop Orchestrating Business Logic with if/else — A Better Way in Java
If you’re building backend systems in Java, you’re already orchestrating business logic. You just don’t call it that. Every time you write something like: if ( isValid ( order )) { var enriched =...
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March 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
mattansb.msbstats.info
Oh I thought we were literally reconstructing the ifelse function.

In that case, this is just any lookup function or use of switch:
March 20, 2026 at 9:28 PM
venpopov.bsky.social
Not sure what is called, though the name matches the intent. This comes from lambda calculus - all you need is functions to build everything. And, or, not can be made also and the you have a language

def TRUE(x, y):
return x

def FALSE(x, y):
return y

def IFELSE(p, x, y):
return p(x, y)
March 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
joachim.cidlab.com
def ifelse(value, x, y, z):
return (z, y)[x != value]

🤷‍♂️
March 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
venpopov.bsky.social
A fun but really really deep programming puzzle - in your favorite language, without using the existing built-in booleans TRUE, FALSE and conditional keywords like IF, ELSE or IFELSE, write a function ifelse(x, y, z) which returns y if x is one value and z otherwise.
March 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
jntrung.bsky.social
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March 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
caoriginalhsm.bsky.social
If (cum == true)
Disp (strcat(‘nice condensed milk stain’) ;
Ifelse (milk == true)
Disp (strcat(‘nice mustard stain’) ;
else
Disp (strcat(‘nice cum stain’) ;
End
February 28, 2026 at 8:34 AM
lhdjung.bsky.social
My favorites from what I got:

- “Nested ifelse() builds character”
- "attach() gets a bad rap"
- "setwd() isn't that bad"
- "Excel is underrated"
dingdingpeng.the100.ci Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · Feb 26
Planning my next conversation starter
“I don’t like tibbles”, “pipes are overrated”, “loops are great actually”, … what’s next? Ah yes — the R contrarian character arc 😄 If we continue the escalation, the next stages usually look like: • “Actually, base R plotting is more transparent.” • “data.table was right all along.” • “I write my own S3 methods for fun.” • “Vectorization is just premature optimization avoidance.” • “apply() is perfectly readable.” • “Why depend on 40 packages for a left join?” • “I don’t trust NSE.” • “Magrittr changed evaluation semantics and nobody talks about it.” • “One well-written for-loop beats clever code.” • “I opened the tidyverse source code once and never recovered.”
February 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
xojo.com
Clean code is happy code. 💻

In #Xojo, choosing between If...Else and Select Case can transform your app's readability. Use Select Case for organized lists and ranges, or If...Else for complex logic.

Read more: https://blog.xojo.com/2024/12/16/conditional-statements-select-case-vs-ifelse-explained/
February 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
mjskay.com
lol oh no

my first thought is, yours is worst-case quadratic if x is all NA, but linear if there are no NAs

so just throw outer() at it so it's always quadratic:
> x = c("a","b","c","d",NA,"e") > outer(is.na(x), x, ifelse, yes = "na") [,1] [,2] [,3] [,4] [,5] [,6] [1,] "a" "b" "c" "d" NA "e" [2,] "a" "b" "c" "d" NA "e" [3,] "a" "b" "c" "d" NA "e" [4,] "a" "b" "c" "d" NA "e" [5,] "na" "na" "na" "na" "na" "na" [6,] "a" "b" "c" "d" NA "e" > diag(outer(is.na(x), x, ifelse, yes = "na")) [1] "a" "b" "c" "d" "na" "e"
February 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
mjskay.com
what's a "pipes" ?? #rstats
R coding style alignment chart: LAWFUL GOOD y <- x y[is.na(x)] <- "na" NEUTRAL GOOD y = x y[is.na(x)] = "na" CHAOTIC GOOD y = x |> is.na() |> ifelse("na", x) LAWFUL NEUTRAL y <- ifelse(is.na(x), "na", x) TRUE NEUTRAL y = ifelse(is.na(x), "na", x) CHAOTIC NEUTRAL y = x %>% ifelse(is.na(.), "na", .) LAWFUL EVIL `<-`(y, x) `[<-`(y, is.na(x), "na") NEUTRAL EVIL y = x for (i in seq_along(x)) { if (is.na(x[[i]])) { x[[i]] = "na" } } CHAOTIC EVIL x %>% `[<-`(is.na(.), "na") %>% ``<<-``(y, .)
February 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
jamesbejon.bsky.social
I love R, but the behaviour of ifelse when you combine scalars and vectors is really unintuitive. E.g., Guess the result of the line behaviour.

ifelse(1 == 2, "Yes", c("Yes", "No"))
February 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM