May 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Student (while reading Persepolis in class): Can I listen to my white noise?
Me: Weird thing to call country music, but sure.
#dadjokes #teacherjokes #Illbehereallweek
Me: Weird thing to call country music, but sure.
#dadjokes #teacherjokes #Illbehereallweek
March 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Student (while reading Persepolis in class): Can I listen to my white noise?
Me: Weird thing to call country music, but sure.
#dadjokes #teacherjokes #Illbehereallweek
Me: Weird thing to call country music, but sure.
#dadjokes #teacherjokes #Illbehereallweek
The question of the day is will Johnson measure up?
#illbehereallweek
#illbehereallweek
October 25, 2023 at 9:29 AM
The question of the day is will Johnson measure up?
#illbehereallweek
#illbehereallweek
March 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
One way to treat your dislocated womb, according to [Hippocrates], is fumigate the womb with a mixture of fennel and absinthe. This is meant to take place after the purge.
Nowadays, absinthe is often responsible for the purge.
#IllBeHereAllWeek #ClassicsBluesky
Nowadays, absinthe is often responsible for the purge.
#IllBeHereAllWeek #ClassicsBluesky
September 6, 2023 at 2:32 PM
One way to treat your dislocated womb, according to [Hippocrates], is fumigate the womb with a mixture of fennel and absinthe. This is meant to take place after the purge.
Nowadays, absinthe is often responsible for the purge.
#IllBeHereAllWeek #ClassicsBluesky
Nowadays, absinthe is often responsible for the purge.
#IllBeHereAllWeek #ClassicsBluesky
and another. welcome to the banned-wagon. #illbehereallweek
September 14, 2023 at 2:24 PM
and another. welcome to the banned-wagon. #illbehereallweek
Alt-Text: Famous rap battle GIF with an image of T'Lyn inserted into the middle of the scene. Star Trek Lower Decks parody GIF. Created by Reddit user u/illbehereallweek.
February 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Alt-Text: Famous rap battle GIF with an image of T'Lyn inserted into the middle of the scene. Star Trek Lower Decks parody GIF. Created by Reddit user u/illbehereallweek.
My New Year’s resolution?
I believe in consistency, so for 2026, I’m gonna keep it 1920x1080.
#mediajokes #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitstaff #930showiscometelydifferentfromthe7 #resolutions
I believe in consistency, so for 2026, I’m gonna keep it 1920x1080.
#mediajokes #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitstaff #930showiscometelydifferentfromthe7 #resolutions
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My New Year’s resolution?
I believe in consistency, so for 2026, I’m gonna keep it 1920x1080.
#mediajokes #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitstaff #930showiscometelydifferentfromthe7 #resolutions
I believe in consistency, so for 2026, I’m gonna keep it 1920x1080.
#mediajokes #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaitstaff #930showiscometelydifferentfromthe7 #resolutions
Thoughts and prayers please, I dropped a whole bottle of Advocaat in the kitchen. The situation has snowballed. (I really did drop it I just have the natural talent to pop out a gag in the midst of a crisis) x
#advocaat #crisis #snowball #illbehereallweek
#advocaat #crisis #snowball #illbehereallweek
December 28, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Thoughts and prayers please, I dropped a whole bottle of Advocaat in the kitchen. The situation has snowballed. (I really did drop it I just have the natural talent to pop out a gag in the midst of a crisis) x
#advocaat #crisis #snowball #illbehereallweek
#advocaat #crisis #snowball #illbehereallweek
In college, my sex life was like five-dimensional geometry: mostly hypothetical…
#IllBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
#IllBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
September 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
In college, my sex life was like five-dimensional geometry: mostly hypothetical…
#IllBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
#IllBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal
Re-posting the best joke I ever wrote:
What did Baron Harkonnen say after eating a really good cookie?
"I could just murder Atreides."
#illbehereallweek #dune
What did Baron Harkonnen say after eating a really good cookie?
"I could just murder Atreides."
#illbehereallweek #dune
March 3, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Re-posting the best joke I ever wrote:
What did Baron Harkonnen say after eating a really good cookie?
"I could just murder Atreides."
#illbehereallweek #dune
What did Baron Harkonnen say after eating a really good cookie?
"I could just murder Atreides."
#illbehereallweek #dune
Binxie isn’t moving until you smile today! The only toxicity I want in my life is when System of a Down is singing. #firstpost #dadjoke #Illbehereallweek
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Binxie isn’t moving until you smile today! The only toxicity I want in my life is when System of a Down is singing. #firstpost #dadjoke #Illbehereallweek
July 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
[P] Protest SOPA? Smells more like "protest SOAP," nerds. #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaiters
December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
[P] Protest SOPA? Smells more like "protest SOAP," nerds. #IllBeHereAllWeek #TipYourWaiters
Man, that Ministry of Public Works--More like Ministry of Public DOESN'T Work, am I right? #Cambodia #Hunsanity #illBeHereAllWeek
November 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Man, that Ministry of Public Works--More like Ministry of Public DOESN'T Work, am I right? #Cambodia #Hunsanity #illBeHereAllWeek
Australian burglar shot in bottom with bow and arrow http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37868026 …and he'll never hear the end of it ;) #IllBeHereAllWeek
Australian burglar shot with bow and arrow
A burglar in Australia is shot with a wooden bow and arrow after being confronted by a homeowner.
www.bbc.com
December 1, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Australian burglar shot in bottom with bow and arrow http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37868026 …and he'll never hear the end of it ;) #IllBeHereAllWeek
The graphic on the NBA game shouldn't say LAL ... it should be LOL ... #illbehereallweek
December 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The graphic on the NBA game shouldn't say LAL ... it should be LOL ... #illbehereallweek
I've heard that some New Yorkers have managed to completely eliminate their cholesterol.
Specifically those on Statin Island.
#illbehereallweek
#tipyourwaiter
#trytheveal
#etc
Specifically those on Statin Island.
#illbehereallweek
#tipyourwaiter
#trytheveal
#etc
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I've heard that some New Yorkers have managed to completely eliminate their cholesterol.
Specifically those on Statin Island.
#illbehereallweek
#tipyourwaiter
#trytheveal
#etc
Specifically those on Statin Island.
#illbehereallweek
#tipyourwaiter
#trytheveal
#etc
March 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I hear with the tariffs they're changing it to the Nintendo Switch 2.7
#rimshot #heyo #jokes #amiritefolks #illbehereallweek
#rimshot #heyo #jokes #amiritefolks #illbehereallweek
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hear with the tariffs they're changing it to the Nintendo Switch 2.7
#rimshot #heyo #jokes #amiritefolks #illbehereallweek
#rimshot #heyo #jokes #amiritefolks #illbehereallweek
My sister was upset because she wasn’t able to see a local production of frozen but I told her she should just let it go. #illbehereallweek
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My sister was upset because she wasn’t able to see a local production of frozen but I told her she should just let it go. #illbehereallweek
The “feline of succession”. #TipYourServer #IllBeHereAllWeek
April 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The “feline of succession”. #TipYourServer #IllBeHereAllWeek