#Imnotbitter
What happened to the replays of England’s try ? Try was never fecken grounded, and the blatant penalty for Itoje’s feet being off the ground ? Though the English pundit did say it was a brilliant bit of athleticism from him. #ImNotBitter.
February 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
the other semi serious variation is that any funder that passed up the opportunity to fund the research has to pay out whenever someone reads or downloads. imnotbitter
i also semi-seriously believe this would increase the quality, rigor, and readability of scholarship.

imagine your worst enemy realizing that people are gonna keep reading and downloading your book! warms the cockles etc
putting this out there in case it hasn’t already been suggested:
-academic pubs should be OA
-but neither publishers, nor funders, nor universities, nor researchers should bear costs
-instead every time someone reads/downloads, then the author’s nominated academic worst enemy pays a fee
March 21, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Good Mornin to all those who’s sports team haven’t won anything in their living memory. To all those greetin faced, entitled, glory hunters, I hope yer next jobbies a hedgehog. # ImNotBitter.
May 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Start of my holidays.11 days. 4 of those are weekends so they don’t count. 5days decorating, laying the tiles, doing the finishings, and a day shopping for a suit for a wedding.That leaves one day to spend some quality time with MrsW who’s in the middle of her 6week summer school break. #ImNotBitter
July 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I was there every tuesday on my lunch hour to buy a dvd, a cd, and a book.

Then a bunch of kids who didn’t contribute to the economy decided everything should be free on the internet and HERE WE ARE! #imnotbitter

#AMightyWind
#SundayScares
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
So he posted on Facebook about *his* discovery and got hundreds of likes 🙃
#StolenCheesyValor #ImNotBitter
My brother-in-law thought I was pulling a fast one when I mentioned Chuck E. Cheese's full name. When I showed proof I think I made his year
April 15, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Still wishing I'd bought this keyring I found at Universal Studios Hollywood... (I NEVER find my name on personalised stuff!)
#Museum30 #Name #RareNames #UncommonNames #PersonalisedStuff #ImNotBitter #Minion
November 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I'm guessing because the US posties get paid loads. Because the UK ones don't #Satire #ImNotBitter
July 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The next job interview for the 4000 civil servants leaving NASA this year. #ImNotBitter
August 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The 10-hour one is the only one available in the UK but then again there are many titles not available in the UK.
#ImNotBitter😡
💙📚
April 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I am perennially getting my ass kicked by Warhammer books in the lists. I wouldn't say we're similar but there must be a dystopia subject match.

#imnotbitter
July 16, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Its complicated, @distantbuddie.bsky.social
Because republicans are corporate/ NRA whores who don’t give any fucks if babies (or any other children) are mowed down in their classrooms by some incel with an AR. And because they’re bellends and wankers. Does that help? #thefuckingfucks
#imnotbitter
Help out a curious Scot please. If so many Americans want tighter gun controls, why don’t you have tighter gun controls?
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
There was supposedly a solar eclipse today but of course it was cloudy at the time here 🙃
August 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Oh, boo fuckin hoo. He’ll just steal more to make up for it

I just wonder, how much money does it take to compensate for a little dick? That wuestion is for all the no tax paying assholes, by the way.
#imnotbitter
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My view 24 hours ago. And now. #ImNotBitter http://t.co/mBE4vwVobo
December 1, 2024 at 10:19 AM
gosh, what a neat story from 1925, Kindest Woman in the state ends up in poorhouse, awwww, that's so cute. Don't ever change America.

#sarcasm #bitter #whatme #never #Imnotbitter #butIammean #donttestme #kindness #screwkindness #Imnotgoingtothepoorhouse #poorhouse

wait, is this what #maga means?
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh god, the #sciwri11 tweets are already beginning. It's a week away! #Imnotbitter #YesIAm
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 PM