Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class https://theonion.com/impressionable-teen-falls-in-with-wrong-socioeconomic-class/
September 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/
June 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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A young impressionable 82 year old, unused to slick big city words
Billionaire Lex Wexner tells lawmakers he was 'naive' and 'conned' by Epstein
Billionaire Lex Wexner tells lawmakers he was 'naive' and 'conned' by Epstein
Testifying before Congress, the former CEO of Victoria's Secret lingerie brand accused Epstein of stealing "vast sums" of money from his family.
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February 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A young impressionable 82 year old, unused to slick big city words
September 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
im very impressionable. have a figure skating au delilah.
February 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
im very impressionable. have a figure skating au delilah.
impressionable mind 🥄🐇😳
November 6, 2024 at 10:46 AM
impressionable mind 🥄🐇😳
in front of the impressionable minds of MISSISSIPPI???????
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
in front of the impressionable minds of MISSISSIPPI???????
"Young, impressionable children." Like Epstein's victims?
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Young, impressionable children." Like Epstein's victims?
He altered my brain chemistry at an impressionable age i think
July 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
He altered my brain chemistry at an impressionable age i think
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
LARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in w...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
Apparently bluesky thinks FREE JAZZ is too risqué for our sheltered and impressionable minds.
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April 26, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Apparently bluesky thinks FREE JAZZ is too risqué for our sheltered and impressionable minds.
“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo
Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable...
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June 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo
Prince formed a VERY specific idea of desirable masculinity for me at a very impressionable age 😂
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Prince formed a VERY specific idea of desirable masculinity for me at a very impressionable age 😂
How old are these alleged "young, impressionable children" watching the Super Bowl
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How old are these alleged "young, impressionable children" watching the Super Bowl
We have got to make sure that every American is exposed to the trauma that is Old Yeller at an impressionable age.
HOW is EVERYONE not epically terrified of rabies? Do they just not know about it? Like if you know about it… it kinda sticks with you…
September 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We have got to make sure that every American is exposed to the trauma that is Old Yeller at an impressionable age.
November 10, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Mockler: And what do you think impressionable Americans who may have mental illness or may be distraught or have economic trouble, how do you think they respond to being gaslit by people in power…
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Mockler: And what do you think impressionable Americans who may have mental illness or may be distraught or have economic trouble, how do you think they respond to being gaslit by people in power…
very seriously i am glad i am not young and impressionable
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
very seriously i am glad i am not young and impressionable
Trump has successfully influenced another impressionable member of the House. The cost of this influence is a commitment to support all of Trump's initiatives, regardless of their rationality.
May 5, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Trump has successfully influenced another impressionable member of the House. The cost of this influence is a commitment to support all of Trump's initiatives, regardless of their rationality.
Mockler: But my problem is that a lot of very impressionable Americans who are distraught around this time were taken advantage of by a president who is using incendiary rhetoric before the election even happened.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Mockler: But my problem is that a lot of very impressionable Americans who are distraught around this time were taken advantage of by a president who is using incendiary rhetoric before the election even happened.
vince played himself because he’s tried to come off as impressionable and weak-minded & now everyone treats him like he’s impressionable and weak-minded and he’s tired of it. the consequences of your own actions are exhausting mr. lip #bb27
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
vince played himself because he’s tried to come off as impressionable and weak-minded & now everyone treats him like he’s impressionable and weak-minded and he’s tired of it. the consequences of your own actions are exhausting mr. lip #bb27
I'm so glad I was a stupid college Freshman in 2013 and not an even dumber and more impressionable teenager.
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm so glad I was a stupid college Freshman in 2013 and not an even dumber and more impressionable teenager.
Mainlining "Daddy's so proud of you" and similar phrases into your brain's tender, impressionable limbic system as I push your muzzle towards my crotch
August 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Mainlining "Daddy's so proud of you" and similar phrases into your brain's tender, impressionable limbic system as I push your muzzle towards my crotch