You went into a coma in 2017.
You just woke up today.
You saw this headline.
You say, “That was a good night’s sleep.”
You just woke up today.
You saw this headline.
You say, “That was a good night’s sleep.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next year? Weak. What happened to #intwoweeks?
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Next year? Weak. What happened to #intwoweeks?
He will release his MRI results InTwoWeeks™
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He will release his MRI results InTwoWeeks™
Called it!!
I know i don’t get many points for this cuz he’s always golfing but even with nukes on the table he goes golfing
#InTwoWeeks
I know i don’t get many points for this cuz he’s always golfing but even with nukes on the table he goes golfing
#InTwoWeeks
He’s totally going golfing this weekend unless Iran nukes the golf course
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Called it!!
I know i don’t get many points for this cuz he’s always golfing but even with nukes on the table he goes golfing
#InTwoWeeks
I know i don’t get many points for this cuz he’s always golfing but even with nukes on the table he goes golfing
#InTwoWeeks
Posting Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize for no particular reason
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Trump was about to fix this InTwoWeeks™
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Trump was about to fix this InTwoWeeks™
E ha concluso "salvo il mondo!" #intwoweeks
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
E ha concluso "salvo il mondo!" #intwoweeks
July 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
CBS: "Many people are saying we will air the CECOT episode InTwoWeeks™ "
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
CBS: "Many people are saying we will air the CECOT episode InTwoWeeks™ "
What happened to #InTwoWeeks 😂😂😂 many years ago!
We’re all waiting for the good news that never comes.
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
What happened to #InTwoWeeks 😂😂😂 many years ago!
Trump has instructed Pamela Jo to release the files InTwoWeeks™
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump has instructed Pamela Jo to release the files InTwoWeeks™
I hope the guy #DIES #InTwoWeeks 🙄😂😂😂
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I hope the guy #DIES #InTwoWeeks 🙄😂😂😂
The Japanese should announce that they'll purchase Ford F-150 trucks "in two weeks" then, when Trump's visit is over, change their minds.
#InTwoWeeks
#InTwoWeeks
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Japanese should announce that they'll purchase Ford F-150 trucks "in two weeks" then, when Trump's visit is over, change their minds.
#InTwoWeeks
#InTwoWeeks
June 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
March 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
June 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
NeverTrump should change its name to "InTwoWeeks"Trump.
Two weeks, you say?
You can't parody this if you tried.
Karoline Leavitt: "'Based on the fact that there is a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with Iran in the future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.” That’s a quote directly from the president."
Karoline Leavitt: "'Based on the fact that there is a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with Iran in the future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.” That’s a quote directly from the president."
June 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
NeverTrump should change its name to "InTwoWeeks"Trump.
March 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Why is everything #InTwoWeeks with this clown and then it never happens?
June 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Why is everything #InTwoWeeks with this clown and then it never happens?