Current status: extraordinary cranky, and pretty determined to never do anyone a goddamn favor ever again.

Cash on the barrel, or quid pro quo, every time.

#INeverLearn #NoGoodDeed

Another 2-star read on the ash heap. WHEN. WILL. I. LEARN?
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#popthrillersarenotforme #unlessitsgillianflynn #booknerd #ineverlearn

At the age where my doctor prescribed me a sleep aid, but I hate the idea of being on another maintenance drug, so I don’t take it regularly, then wake up early and bitch that I didn’t get a good nights sleep while I’m drinking coffee and watching The Weather Channel at 5:30 AM. 🤦‍♂️ #ineverlearn

I was this days old when I burnt my tongue on a fork I had just used to turn something in a frying pan. #Ineverlearn

bati o astra no mesmo lugar da primeira vez #ineverlearn

I'm ridiculous for wanting a mid-70s Honda Goldwing, right? Someone tell me it's crazy. Talk me down!!! 😮
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#motorcycles #honda #goldwing #talkmedownfromthecliff #ineverlearn

stomach: HOW MANY TIMES

please no

s: MUST I TEACH YOU THIS FUCKING LESSON BITCH???

#ineverlearn #stomachache #ibs

Going to see diabolical shyt again this summer #INeverLearn

Me: plans on posting Timelapse
Also: never exports time lapses
#ineverlearn #immagetittogether #blackvtuber

word! “@emannphd: Getting excited for #ASA2012 in Denver! So much work to do before then though. #Ineverlearn”

Ugh drinking at midday = feeling shonky in the eve. #ineverlearn

let's stop #wrapping for the night and think about what I'm gonna get Kid 1 to even out the haul ... #INeverLearn

That said, I have the game on right now.

#LGM
#YaGottaBelieve
#INeverLearn

I gave the wrong people the right pieces of me… 💔 #ineverlearn

Here's another thanksgiving tradition of mine:going to walmart the day before to get something not related to thanksgiving. #ineverlearn

Ah yes time for the annual “put my @MLAconvention badge away for safekeeping but then forgetting where I put it until after MLA is over” ritual. #academia #ineverlearn