I feel certain that the 'moral integrity' espoused by the insignificant seven will ensure by-elections follow quickly. After all, it is vital that The People get to vote! #LabourSplit #Insignificant7

Gavin Shuker wants donations. He is directing people to their website (they are really proud of the website). They want to 'build a new political movement' but have no values, no money, no chance and, hilariously, no website. http://independent.group #Insignificant7 #LabourSplit

Chuka Umunna sees no irony in appealing 'those who would say we are doomed to be saddled with the same old politics' and who are 'sick and tired of politics as usual,' as he tries to resurrect Blairite Labour and destroy the Corbyn counterbalance. #LabourSplit #Insignificant7

BREAKING NEWS! Insignificant Seven hires Satan as speech-writer. "We are a broad church," cries de-facto king splinter Chuka Umunna. #Insignificant7 #LabourSplit

I hope someone asks them to explain this 'sentence' - I'm an English teacher and I have no idea what it means! #Insignificant7

OLD NEWS FLASH! Chuka Umunna dropped his integrity years ago, thinks it may have rolled under the sofa. #Insignificant7 #LabourSplit

Last roll of the dice for king splinter Chuka Ummuna before he loses his seat altogether and has to rely solely on Price Waterhouse to feather his nest. #LabourSplit #Insignificant7

The stature of the Insignificant Seven makes me tremble... #LabourSplinter #Insignificant7 #CorbynQuid #GTTO #JC4PM #SevenDwarfs

I'm not racist, some of my best friends are a 'funny tinge...' #independentgroup #LabourSplinter #insignificant7