👻 Last night the dev intern swore the staging server was haunted.

We laughed—until Git started committing by itself.
Now the repo’s named “FinalDestination_v3” and we’re too scared to deploy.

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The intern asked why our API was “being dramatic.”
Turns out he deployed to production…
…from a Starbucks.
On hotel WiFi.
During a core update.
The API isn’t the one being dramatic.

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The intern said, “I think I fixed it.”
Nothing was broken.
Now three things are.
None of them are documented.
This is how legends are born.
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