#Interns
Head of Stress Management

Key Responsibilities: Ensuring all horny interns know where to cum when things get hard.
November 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Literally just arrest everyone from Trump to the interns.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Anyone know if telegram is taking on other interns? 👉👈
November 4, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Van Orden losing in WI-3 is a delightful balm to all the Capitol Hill interns out there
November 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
As the late Alexander Cockburn always asked his interns: is your hate pure?
November 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
How would interns feel about a 6 hour plastic brick sorting stream on Tuesday? :)
November 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Yep. It was all boomer and GenX white media guys furious that they couldn’t casually drop slurs and sexually harass interns with impunity anymore. Willing to burn the country down because of it.
November 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Probably all WH interns.
November 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
One of my favorite things to do is sit down with our DC interns to hear their policy proposals and learn about the issues that are motivating them to get involved in public service.

Thank you all for your hard work this Fall!
November 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Syd training big nerdy interns
November 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Fun story: before she was PM, Truss spoke at my then-org and the room was so empty I was tasked to go round up interns to fill seats.
First the Queen, now this
November 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The only reason left NIMBYism is on anyone's radar screen is because the policy prescription, building nothing, is exactly what wealthy segregationists also want. This is a movement of unpaid interns.
Choose your fighter:

Zohran Mamdani’s Socialism: streamlining housing dev at all income levels

Terminal loser SF Bay Area socialism: building 100% low income housing (in a city where the median household income is more than $150,000) raises the rent.
So again, you’re not checking your model against reality. Redwood City built an affordable complex and all the neighbors got unprecedented rent hikes.

www.peoplepowermedia.org/ppm-report

www.instagram.com/reel/Danmfl9...
November 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
White House interns right now
November 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Timeline doesn't fit. They were both interns together.
November 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
damn interns
November 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This week our interns had part 1 of their photogrammetry training!
November 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Cooperstown, NY: Paid Archives & Library Interns, National Baseball Hall of Fame & Museum
Cooperstown, NY: Paid Archives & Library Interns, National Baseball Hall of Fame & Museum
archivesgig.com
November 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Happy Oshi day, interns! Thank you for welcoming Jennifer Graham into your lives. I will continue to be your weird co-worker for as long as I can! #いい推しの日
November 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Texts interns at 1:18AM: “Find out what a pipeline is.”
Instant Google Search in Office
ALT: Instant Google Search in Office
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November 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Over-eager NYT interns digging into why bluesky has more clarity than Twitter on politics, going a little too deep into the starter packs, and suggesting their newsroom “take a nature walk with the lads(???)”.
November 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Common Space Mouse active behaviours that let you gauge her mood:

(we used up 3 interns just on @pawkaf.bsky.social alone!)
#GuestSqueaking #MeecesPieces
November 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
janitors, interns, secretaries, the guy who stocked the supply closet. Every. Fucking. One. Of. Them.
November 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Snivelling pathetic juiceless wormtongue-bought-from-wish ass empty suit inhabited by a tulpa kept alive by the chanting of Peter Thiel interns worm-weasle hybrid JD Vance gotta be one of the worst of 'em cos he played this enthnonationalist song and dance fully and now is all ablooo ablooo ablooo
November 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Last repost >.> I remember that fucking elevator. (Nicer Senators would tell [random] interns to hop on.)
November 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
When I say I’m taking one of the interns out for lunch, this is what I mean:
November 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM