Lapdog interviewer has a thought.
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lapdog interviewer has a thought.
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
![job interviewer: So, under "experience" you wrote "Autism"
job interviewer: Would you care to... elaborate?
girl: Ok, so basically [insert wikipedia article]
interviewer: oh shit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4hv3255d5vjgfjvzeab7zg2e/bafkreibxauqjlmifqn2z4gskja6awcegrtikfshq5zigixad2mova5lrfu)
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
August 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
Man Praying Interviewer Doesn’t Ask Any Questions https://theonion.com/man-praying-interviewer-doesn-t-ask-any-questions-1819579363/
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Praying Interviewer Doesn’t Ask Any Questions https://theonion.com/man-praying-interviewer-doesn-t-ask-any-questions-1819579363/
constantly remind the interviewer that i am "an undecided voter"
September 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
constantly remind the interviewer that i am "an undecided voter"
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
September 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
September 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
Interviewer: "What's your take on how he's framing the economy?"
Me: "It's that he's lying."
Me: "It's that he's lying."
February 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Interviewer: "What's your take on how he's framing the economy?"
Me: "It's that he's lying."
Me: "It's that he's lying."
me to the interviewer
July 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
me to the interviewer
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
September 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me:
Me:
remembering the greatest interview of all time
April 10, 2024 at 3:38 AM
remembering the greatest interview of all time
me: why do chicken coups only have two doors?
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
April 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
me: why do chicken coups only have two doors?
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku?
Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.
Altman: Goku will power our data centers.
Interviewer: yeah
Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.
Altman: Goku will power our data centers.
Interviewer: yeah
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku?
Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.
Altman: Goku will power our data centers.
Interviewer: yeah
Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.
Altman: Goku will power our data centers.
Interviewer: yeah
Interviewer: what's your favorite kind of ice cream?
JD Vance: Hitler
JD Vance: Hitler
August 8, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Interviewer: what's your favorite kind of ice cream?
JD Vance: Hitler
JD Vance: Hitler
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness
Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
September 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness
Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
Interview with the Vampire but the interviewer is Isaac Chotiner
May 2, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Interview with the Vampire but the interviewer is Isaac Chotiner
I’ll send $100 to the first interviewer to make him cry
March 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ll send $100 to the first interviewer to make him cry
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
What if my interviewer offers me Turkish Delight?
September 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
What if my interviewer offers me Turkish Delight?
Interviewer: what's your greatest strength?
Me: i have exceptional hindsight
Interviewer: that doesn't really help us
Me: yes, i see that now
Me: i have exceptional hindsight
Interviewer: that doesn't really help us
Me: yes, i see that now
November 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Interviewer: what's your greatest strength?
Me: i have exceptional hindsight
Interviewer: that doesn't really help us
Me: yes, i see that now
Me: i have exceptional hindsight
Interviewer: that doesn't really help us
Me: yes, i see that now