Fire is invented.
September 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fire is invented.
Canadians invented insulin; Americans invented GoFundMe for insulin.
April 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Canadians invented insulin; Americans invented GoFundMe for insulin.
Trump thinks he just invented DARE
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Trump thinks he just invented DARE
Oh cool Trump just re-invented DARE.
February 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh cool Trump just re-invented DARE.
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
the bus. you've once again invented the bus.
Uber announced Friday that it will offer shared shuttle service in 50-seat vans after matches at venues near Boston, Dallas, Miami and New York City.
Uber to Offer Shuttles for Fans Leaving World Cup Matches
Soccer lovers frustrated by public transportation will have another option to return to Boston, Dallas, Miami and New York from hard-to-reach stadiums.
nyti.ms
May 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
the bus. you've once again invented the bus.
The french dip sandwich was invented downtown. The cheeseburger was invented in Pasadena. The Cobb salad was invented in Hollywood. The Chinese chicken salad was invented in Santa Monica with an assist from Cary Grant.
LA is America they invented fast food and mass produced video pornography we are nothing as a culture without these things
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The french dip sandwich was invented downtown. The cheeseburger was invented in Pasadena. The Cobb salad was invented in Hollywood. The Chinese chicken salad was invented in Santa Monica with an assist from Cary Grant.
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus
shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps
February 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
shout out to whoever invented music, that shit slaps
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
You can try the Microsoft just released a Quake 2 demo that runs on genAI.
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
What an obviously invented factoid.
Oz: "When the program was created 60 years ago, it never dawned on anyone that you would take able-bodied individuals who could work & put them on Medicaid. Today the average able-bodied person on Medicaid who doesn't work, they watch 6.1 hours of TV or just hang out. Go out & try to get a job."
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What an obviously invented factoid.
bitch that's a warehouse. you just invented the warehouse good job
Walmart is testing new “dark stores” that look like traditional retail stores but are used for online orders only and aren’t open to the public
Walmart testing ‘dark stores’ closed to the public
Walmart is attempting to compete with fast delivery from online shops like Amazon.
www.abc4.com
June 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
bitch that's a warehouse. you just invented the warehouse good job
Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!
June 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Stephen Miller: Secretary Kennedy, one of the world's foremost experts on public health, is working hard to restore the credibility of the CDC as a scientific organization committed to the scientific method
August 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Soccer was invented to trick Americans into learning where other countries are.
June 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Soccer was invented to trick Americans into learning where other countries are.
❤️ Fun fact: The Jolly Jumper was invented by an Indigenous Canadian woman named Olivia Poole.
May 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
❤️ Fun fact: The Jolly Jumper was invented by an Indigenous Canadian woman named Olivia Poole.
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
That's...you've invented a warehouse.
Walmart is testing new “dark stores” that look like traditional retail stores but are used for online orders only and aren’t open to the public
Walmart testing ‘dark stores’ closed to the public
Walmart is attempting to compete with fast delivery from online shops like Amazon.
www.abc4.com
June 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That's...you've invented a warehouse.
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
The guy who invented being a jester:
June 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The guy who invented being a jester:
This is flowiwi. An animals i invented. Everybody likes it
September 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
This is flowiwi. An animals i invented. Everybody likes it
finally, weve invented janet from the good place
September 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
finally, weve invented janet from the good place
He invented the ACA
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He invented the ACA