OUT: tech bros inventing the bus
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IN: tech bros inventing employees
i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.
April 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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IN: tech bros inventing employees
IN: tech bros inventing employees
Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks https://theonion.com/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-1819571808/
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks https://theonion.com/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-1819571808/
(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things
September 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
I feel like valve doesn’t get enough shit for inventing loot crates
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I feel like valve doesn’t get enough shit for inventing loot crates
ai is re-inventing goblin mode
“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions. www.wired.com/story/openai...
OpenAI Really Wants Codex to Shut Up About Goblins
“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions.
www.wired.com
April 29, 2026 at 3:45 AM
ai is re-inventing goblin mode
John Kellogg inventing cornflakes
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
John Kellogg inventing cornflakes
Inventing the trampoline.
August 22, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Inventing the trampoline.
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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We’re inventing new ways to chill
December 27, 2024 at 11:43 PM
We’re inventing new ways to chill
Inventing an iceberg lettuce, jalapenos, eggs and blueberries dish called Roulette Salad.
August 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Inventing an iceberg lettuce, jalapenos, eggs and blueberries dish called Roulette Salad.
The essence of Trumpism is inventing an imagined world in which everything is worse.
Sen. Bernie Moreno: "We have to remember that if Kamala Harris had won on November 5, the stock market would be down 50 percent ... this country would be on a path to ruin. What President Trump inherited is a disaster from Biden."
March 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The essence of Trumpism is inventing an imagined world in which everything is worse.
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
September 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
Inventing bad
Factories good
Factories good
Lutnick: "We invent the iPhone, which is awesome. Why do we let everyone else build it? Why can't we build it here? ... we need hundreds of thousands of Americans who work in those factories."
May 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Inventing bad
Factories good
Factories good
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
Starting to regret inventing the podcast
September 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Starting to regret inventing the podcast
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
She was born on March 20th, 1915
March 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
She was born on March 20th, 1915
I keep inventing bugs
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I keep inventing bugs
America out here inventing entirely new heresies every day
Just passed a church where their decoration is a crucified Jesus is coming down off the cross under his own power. okay.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
America out here inventing entirely new heresies every day
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
Discord out here inventing noncon age regression
yeah i’m ATAD (assigned teen at discord)
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Discord out here inventing noncon age regression
inventing a new fetish, reverse bwomping stuck-up girls and making them small and frail.
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
inventing a new fetish, reverse bwomping stuck-up girls and making them small and frail.
get in kids. we're inventing cable.
Hulu launched on Disney+ today, bringing us one step closer to Hulu no longer being a separate app, and further diluting the Disney brand. Goody.
March 27, 2024 at 1:18 PM
get in kids. we're inventing cable.
happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.