#satire #JusticeForSome #IronyCounty #WhosProtectingUs #NotAllDeputies By: TheJestPress.com **Woman Shocked to Learn Local Prosecutors Believe Sheriff's Badge Doubles as Get Out of Jail Free Card** IRON COUNTY—A local woman says she’s learned the hard way that in Iron County, justice is apparently measured in ounces of sheriff’s stubble and the reflectiveness of a badge. Last week, she accused a Sheriff’s deputy of sexually assaulting her—only to watch, slack-jawed, as county prosecutors circled their official wagons around the deputy like a support group for misplaced trust.