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First of all, that's not Melanie. #itsallacon
January 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Miracle ear 👂 president elect !

#ItsallaCon
December 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Who'd have imagined, Oaks is taking the opportunity as Prophet-elect to bigot screed for 30 mins. Seriously, who could've seen this coming?!

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October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Jeffrey R. Holland basically told us that he's older than us, knows more than us, has "walked with kings and prophets, with presidents and prophets, and apostles" and we can trust his judgment on matters of magic rocks and buried treasure.

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October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Quentin L Cook gave away the game, he told us Dallin Oaks will be the next prophet! He just scooped the churchnewsroom!

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October 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Crazy shit that the dude, #DToddChristofferson, who covered up a family member's SA is here preaching to us about "Christlike integrity" and being "clean and pure spiritually and physically". The fkn hypocrisy stinketh to high heaven.

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April 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
#EdwardoOrtega just slipped with "President Nephi taught...". At least I hope it was a slip and not new jargon of calling Book of Mormon prophets "presidents".

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April 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
#Causse telling us the church is a "beautiful mosaic of diverse backgrounds, cultures, and experiences" rings kind of hollow after so many talks about assimilation and abandoning cultural practices that conflict with the gospel from so many previous talks.

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April 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Well, here we go! #DToddChristofferson kicking off this session leaning heavily into Mormon apocalyptic notions. Doubters, scoffers, beware cuz you'll be burned up!

#GeneralCONf #ItsAllACON
April 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It's hard not to be pessimistic about the trajectory of the @churchofjesuschrist.social and what the future of American conservatism holds when seeing these powerful social trends spoken from the pulpit.

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April 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
And in the heated political climate surrounding immigration while the U.S. builds concentration camps, #Becerra speaks of how difficult finances often are for immigrants. "I believe they will not walk out of poverty unless they pay their tithing."

#FuckTheCult #GenCon #ItsAllACon
April 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Gerald Causse has been visiting Mormons across the globe. He's "moved by the diverse and often difficult circumstances you face."

That's awfully sweet coming from the manager of one of the single largest wealth funds on the entire globe.

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April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
#PatrickKearon ends with "everything is better when we're about his [Jesus'] business". Tell me the church is a business without telling me it's a business.

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April 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Now #EmilyFreeman tells us about her worst day when husband, Greg, got a call from the oncologist. To find strength, she turned to the For Strength of Youth pamphlet and found inspiration. I'll take 'bullshit story to plug new propaganda for $500,' Alex.

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April 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
#Anderson ends his bigot screed invoking temple covenant language to really hammer home how important bigotry is to the gospel. What a bang-up job this asshole just did.

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April 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Aight, Saturday evening session of #GeneralConference kicks off with Quentin Cook conducting. Let's see if we can find any clues as to the future of this session under the new regime.

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October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#Clarbert here telling us that an astute Stake President saw an open door when parents left the church, but their 8-year-old wanted to get baptized. The church preyed on the child to reactivate the parents and this is touted as a success story.

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April 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
And so it begins! Sunday A.M. #GeneralConference is kicking off as are my live shitposts covering the talks. We'll be at it through both sessions and a full deep-dive will be dropping on @glassboxpodcast.bsky.social next episode!

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April 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
ANNNND WOW!!! #JorgeTBecerra takes the cake for most fucked up story at #GenCon so far. He fell behind in tithing when his business was failing. His Stake President asked (while stroking a cat on his lap, probably): "Do you have anything else?" And he sold his car to pay tithing.

#ItsAllACon
April 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
#GerritWGong is an exceptionally passive speaker. Always has been since the moment of his ordination. But you can't bring up #Oaks wearing a red tie as an endearing story in our modern world. That's not endearing; it's exceptionally divisive and vice-signalling.

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April 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#PatrickKearon takes the pulpit to tell us how important sustaining vote is and how unacceptable it is to turn down a calling when a church leader extends one.

Volunteer labor is exhausted in so many volunteer orgs and he's here saying to better and work harder.

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April 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Okay, a long string of sacrament meeting talks by inferior GAs, but #Hoaks is taking the stand to end this session so buckle up.

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April 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Steven D. Shumway up here lying from the pulpit:
"We do not receive financial compensation for serving [the Lord]"
Dude just got elevated to Q70. He receives a living stipend for working for the church, just like every other GA.

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April 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every #GenCon talk before #Bednar quoted Oaks, Nelson, Cook, or other church leaders.

Bednar refused to quote anybody but the scriptures and Joseph Smith's scriptures. This dude is already trying on the dictator pants, and he likes how they fit.

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April 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Fucking unconscionable; these wretched, white-privileged, capitalist warhawks who own shitloads of stocks in arms companies and oil conglomerates, they can't even be bothered to condemn senseless, pointless wars when one stares us all in the face.

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April 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM