#Ivana
Obrigada, Ivana!
October 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Epstein victim Maria Farmer: “Ivana was [Ghislaine’s] best friend… She’d drive by schools… get [girls’] phone numbers… Everybody knew what they were doing.” To shut her up, “they gave me one of those cheap bracelets Ivana was selling on QVC.”
July 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I found the Epstein files. Ivana was hiding them.”
July 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ivana Humpalot's Wacky Introduction
ALT: Ivana Humpalot's Wacky Introduction
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September 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
“Let’s go Virginia, pick out a nice spot. It doesn’t have to be near Ivana.”
January 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trump and Ivana in Leningrad, 1987. Now you know what inspired his Oval Office makeover.
August 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“I picked out a beautiful spot over there for you, right next to Ivana.”
July 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At this point, I’m more convinced than ever that Ivana didn’t fall down the stairs
November 30, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Well, you can now see why *someone* might want Ivana Trump to permanently keep quiet.
Oh.👀

Beatrice Keul, 55, a former beauty queen, says she believes Ivana Trump acted as a "madam"-style figure in Epstein's social world, on par with Ghislaine Maxwell.

"Was Maxwell a madam or an enabler? However you would describe her, Ivana was the same."

www.rawstory.com/ivana-trump-...
Ivana Trump accused of helping feed Epstein's network in 'explosive' new allegations
A former beauty queen who says Donald Trump groped her at a 1993 pageant has leveled a new claim at the president's first wife, alleging Ivana Trump helped funnel young women into Jeffrey Epstein's or...
www.rawstory.com
July 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Ivana was pushed
February 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Subpoena the medical examiner who determined Ivana and Epstein’s cause of death.
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh.👀

Beatrice Keul, 55, a former beauty queen, says she believes Ivana Trump acted as a "madam"-style figure in Epstein's social world, on par with Ghislaine Maxwell.

"Was Maxwell a madam or an enabler? However you would describe her, Ivana was the same."

www.rawstory.com/ivana-trump-...
Ivana Trump accused of helping feed Epstein's network in 'explosive' new allegations
A former beauty queen who says Donald Trump groped her at a 1993 pageant has leveled a new claim at the president's first wife, alleging Ivana Trump helped funnel young women into Jeffrey Epstein's or...
www.rawstory.com
July 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The ghost of Ivana Trump: “Stay away from stairs, Melania. Trust me on this, darling, and take everything.”
April 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ivana… not Obama. F’n spell check.
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If he’s on the golf course tomorrow, I hope it’s next to Ivana.
August 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The ghost of Ivana Trump: “Stay away from stairs, Pam. Trust me on this.”
April 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
FACT: Donald Trump became a “target” of Soviet/Czechoslovak intelligence as early as 1977, coinciding with his marriage to Ivana.

Make's you wonder if Ivana was a Russian spy?

When was Trump compromised?
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every Mother’s Day, the Trumps rearrange the dirt around Ivana. It’s a beautiful family tradition.

graphic courtesy of @pleightx.bsky.social
May 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Trump is thrice divorced - once from Ivana, once from Marla, and, most recently, from Reality.
June 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Ivana would have been an excellent star witness.
April 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
build it on top of the golf course where he buried Ivana
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor?

AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.
August 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Ivana got stair cancer.
November 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
June 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM