Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance https://theonion.com/chinese-spy-running-out-of-excuses-not-to-hang-out-with-jd-vance/
November 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance https://theonion.com/chinese-spy-running-out-of-excuses-not-to-hang-out-with-jd-vance/
BREAKING: JD Vance seriously considering sitting out 2028 presidential race after midterm wipeout…
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GOOD. 😎🇺🇸✨
November 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
BREAKING: JD Vance seriously considering sitting out 2028 presidential race after midterm wipeout…
GOOD. 😎🇺🇸✨
GOOD. 😎🇺🇸✨
Disappointed Democrats fear that JD Vance may not run for president in 2028.
November 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Disappointed Democrats fear that JD Vance may not run for president in 2028.
okay, well, i hope you enjoy universal health care as implemented by president jd vance bsky.app/profile/head...
As someone who paid a down-payment-on-a-house levels of medical bills last year I wouldn’t give two shits who took credit for universal healthcare
November 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
okay, well, i hope you enjoy universal health care as implemented by president jd vance bsky.app/profile/head...
JD is suuuuuuch a fcking liar
November 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
JD is suuuuuuch a fcking liar
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of...
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November 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
China has sent a honeypot couch to JD Vance.
November 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
China has sent a honeypot couch to JD Vance.
JD Vance Reportedly Stupid, Fat Coward
November 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
JD Vance Reportedly Stupid, Fat Coward
I don't want JD Vance to be president.
November 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I don't want JD Vance to be president.
Not John Kennedy telling JD Vance to put down the crack pipe.
Even a broken clock gets it right twice a day
Even a broken clock gets it right twice a day
November 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Not John Kennedy telling JD Vance to put down the crack pipe.
Even a broken clock gets it right twice a day
Even a broken clock gets it right twice a day
JD is woefully inept at this stuff. 🙄
November 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
JD is woefully inept at this stuff. 🙄
“If Vice President JD Vance has his way, our whole electoral process may be recalibrating around this new pronatal biopolitics.”
Why Elon Musk and JD Vance Are Obsessed With You Having More Babies
My strange weekend with the pronatalists.
www.motherjones.com
November 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“If Vice President JD Vance has his way, our whole electoral process may be recalibrating around this new pronatal biopolitics.”
And that JD, is the sound of one hand clapping.
November 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
And that JD, is the sound of one hand clapping.
How does Iran view shift in US approach after JD Vance ordered away? https://aje.news/ppl89a
November 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
How does Iran view shift in US approach after JD Vance ordered away? https://aje.news/ppl89a
Actually, JD is theils creature
November 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Actually, JD is theils creature
Brazilian federal police investigate JD Vance's group for illegally financing Bolsonaro's campaign.
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Brazilian Federal Police Open Inquiry Into JD Vance's Group Illegally Funding Bolsonaro
The inquiry is part of broader investigation looking into Meta as well
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November 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Brazilian federal police investigate JD Vance's group for illegally financing Bolsonaro's campaign.
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JD Vance says he’s exploring his legal options in order to avoid swearing in Michigans new Senator Abdul Al Sayed.
Here’s how you do it, JD. Resign and devote yourself full time to putting couch lint on your hang down.
Here’s how you do it, JD. Resign and devote yourself full time to putting couch lint on your hang down.
November 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
JD Vance says he’s exploring his legal options in order to avoid swearing in Michigans new Senator Abdul Al Sayed.
Here’s how you do it, JD. Resign and devote yourself full time to putting couch lint on your hang down.
Here’s how you do it, JD. Resign and devote yourself full time to putting couch lint on your hang down.
The president just told JD Vance to go find corruption in blue states. Meanwhile a guy who helped bankroll Vance's Senate run got a no-bid license to sell Venezuela’s oil. But that's just pure coincidence right? Sure...
November 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The president just told JD Vance to go find corruption in blue states. Meanwhile a guy who helped bankroll Vance's Senate run got a no-bid license to sell Venezuela’s oil. But that's just pure coincidence right? Sure...
I chatted with @jakelahut.bsky.social about JD Vance's growing Fox & Friends problem -- the show the president watched every morning hates his guys, very sad to see. straightfromthehut.substack.com/p/jd-vances-...
JD Vance’s Fox & Friends problem
A Q&A with Matt Gertz of Media Matters on the nascent “anyone but JD” movement. Plus, why is Fox News defending datacenters so much?
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November 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I chatted with @jakelahut.bsky.social about JD Vance's growing Fox & Friends problem -- the show the president watched every morning hates his guys, very sad to see. straightfromthehut.substack.com/p/jd-vances-...
Honestly though JD not wanting JD to run for Pres is the most relateable he's ever been.
November 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Honestly though JD not wanting JD to run for Pres is the most relateable he's ever been.
“I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that I have no interest in socializing with him whatsoever.” — Chinese Communist Party operative
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of...
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November 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that I have no interest in socializing with him whatsoever.” — Chinese Communist Party operative
JD Vance: From day one I said we should make sure planes can fly.
November 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
JD Vance: From day one I said we should make sure planes can fly.
Senate Dems should parent trap JD Vance
We have gone from three to four chances of this happening in real life
November 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Senate Dems should parent trap JD Vance
JD Vance, ever the good judge of character.
November 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
JD Vance, ever the good judge of character.