jensen huang: sorry do i know you
chinese spy: i am alice huang
jensen huang: my wife
ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him
chinese spy: i am alice huang
jensen huang: my wife
ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him
November 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
jensen huang: sorry do i know you
chinese spy: i am alice huang
jensen huang: my wife
ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him
chinese spy: i am alice huang
jensen huang: my wife
ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him
jensen: good morning alice my wife
alice: hello huang
alice: hello huang
November 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
jensen: good morning alice my wife
alice: hello huang
alice: hello huang
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang summoned by Congress over Chinese espionage concerns arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang summoned by Congress over Chinese espionage concerns
Lawmakers want answers about Jensen Huang’s ties to an alleged Chinese intelligence asset.
arstechnica.com
November 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang summoned by Congress over Chinese espionage concerns arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
jensen huang
November 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
jensen huang
Email from Jensen Huang. He should be removed by the board immediately.
November 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Email from Jensen Huang. He should be removed by the board immediately.
Jensen being debriefed by the FBI
November 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Jensen being debriefed by the FBI
SEXY ESPIONAGE LADY: You're right, Jensen. You really can hit that dab. I've never seen a man do that move as powerfully as you, Jensen.
November 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
SEXY ESPIONAGE LADY: You're right, Jensen. You really can hit that dab. I've never seen a man do that move as powerfully as you, Jensen.
Jensen Huang has been selling powerful NVIDIA GPUs to Akatsuki in direct violation of US trade law.
November 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Jensen Huang has been selling powerful NVIDIA GPUs to Akatsuki in direct violation of US trade law.
Jensen may have misunderstood what we meant by 'Chinese models'
November 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Jensen may have misunderstood what we meant by 'Chinese models'
Jensen Huang should not have slept with a Chinese spy. He should’ve artificially inseminated her instead.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Jensen Huang should not have slept with a Chinese spy. He should’ve artificially inseminated her instead.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
Lol @ Jensen Huang getting honeypotted
November 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Lol @ Jensen Huang getting honeypotted
you can draw a straight line from the failure of the Sega Saturn to Jensen Huang Chinese Honeypot. history is amazing
November 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
you can draw a straight line from the failure of the Sega Saturn to Jensen Huang Chinese Honeypot. history is amazing
Ethan Klein walked so Jensen Huang could fly
November 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Ethan Klein walked so Jensen Huang could fly
“jensen that leather jacket makes you look so dashing”
November 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
“jensen that leather jacket makes you look so dashing”
jensen huang your stock too inflated. your jacket too shiny. your honey pot gf too bad. they'll investigate you.
November 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
jensen huang your stock too inflated. your jacket too shiny. your honey pot gf too bad. they'll investigate you.
it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang
November 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang
Nvidia says it's launching an investigation into CEO Jensen Huang after he admitted to having an intimate relationship with a suspected Chinese spy.
November 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Nvidia says it's launching an investigation into CEO Jensen Huang after he admitted to having an intimate relationship with a suspected Chinese spy.
she jensen my huang until I divulge
November 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
she jensen my huang until I divulge
<Mr Spacely voice> JENSEN!
November 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
<Mr Spacely voice> JENSEN!
I still think Jensen Huang is sleeping with a Chinese spy isn’t getting the sunlight it deserves.
November 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I still think Jensen Huang is sleeping with a Chinese spy isn’t getting the sunlight it deserves.