3/ Pray for me, as there are rumors of pizza-throwing assailants on the Midway. Also, we’re told we may be forced to take an L-train, and you know my fear of subways.
Yours,
JimmyJack
Yours,
JimmyJack
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
3/ Pray for me, as there are rumors of pizza-throwing assailants on the Midway. Also, we’re told we may be forced to take an L-train, and you know my fear of subways.
Yours,
JimmyJack
Yours,
JimmyJack
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New York
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
New York
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
Chicago
My Mabel,
So distressed upon learning not only of your cessation of work but of my colleagues' visitations. Remember, our baby is due soon & we mustn't miss our F350 payment! I've placed a call w/the territorial Gov., but it seems he's in Cancun.
Yours,
JimmyJack🇺🇸
My Mabel,
So distressed upon learning not only of your cessation of work but of my colleagues' visitations. Remember, our baby is due soon & we mustn't miss our F350 payment! I've placed a call w/the territorial Gov., but it seems he's in Cancun.
Yours,
JimmyJack🇺🇸
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Chicago
My Mabel,
So distressed upon learning not only of your cessation of work but of my colleagues' visitations. Remember, our baby is due soon & we mustn't miss our F350 payment! I've placed a call w/the territorial Gov., but it seems he's in Cancun.
Yours,
JimmyJack🇺🇸
My Mabel,
So distressed upon learning not only of your cessation of work but of my colleagues' visitations. Remember, our baby is due soon & we mustn't miss our F350 payment! I've placed a call w/the territorial Gov., but it seems he's in Cancun.
Yours,
JimmyJack🇺🇸
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My fellow patriot:
While our valiant unit appreciates your noble sentiments, SamBob estimates that it is indeed not too late to turn back now. He may not be thinking clearly as he's sustained an estimable injury from a late maturing tomato. Updates soon. 🇺🇸
Regards,
JimmyJack
While our valiant unit appreciates your noble sentiments, SamBob estimates that it is indeed not too late to turn back now. He may not be thinking clearly as he's sustained an estimable injury from a late maturing tomato. Updates soon. 🇺🇸
Regards,
JimmyJack
September 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My fellow patriot:
While our valiant unit appreciates your noble sentiments, SamBob estimates that it is indeed not too late to turn back now. He may not be thinking clearly as he's sustained an estimable injury from a late maturing tomato. Updates soon. 🇺🇸
Regards,
JimmyJack
While our valiant unit appreciates your noble sentiments, SamBob estimates that it is indeed not too late to turn back now. He may not be thinking clearly as he's sustained an estimable injury from a late maturing tomato. Updates soon. 🇺🇸
Regards,
JimmyJack
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Ya, like Jimmyjack..🤣
September 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Ya, like Jimmyjack..🤣
June 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'd ask Jimmyjack Toth on Twitter...
February 8, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I'd ask Jimmyjack Toth on Twitter...
April 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Our fab split between Jimmyjack Toth's solo project Dunza and Wet Tuna, Matt Valentine's vehicle
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Our fab split between Jimmyjack Toth's solo project Dunza and Wet Tuna, Matt Valentine's vehicle
Wallace Wayne, Font of Wisdom.
JimmyJack 'Corn' Wayne.
All-American 'Patriot' Wayne.
and, finally - 'Just Playne' JoeBurtBartBigBelly Wayne.
JimmyJack 'Corn' Wayne.
All-American 'Patriot' Wayne.
and, finally - 'Just Playne' JoeBurtBartBigBelly Wayne.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Wallace Wayne, Font of Wisdom.
JimmyJack 'Corn' Wayne.
All-American 'Patriot' Wayne.
and, finally - 'Just Playne' JoeBurtBartBigBelly Wayne.
JimmyJack 'Corn' Wayne.
All-American 'Patriot' Wayne.
and, finally - 'Just Playne' JoeBurtBartBigBelly Wayne.
July 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM