Me: Jujube, I was only gone for 3 seconds.
Jujube: THREE WHOLE ENTIRE SECONDS! VERY LONG! VERY LONELY!
Me: You weren’t even alone. Mazie was there.
Jujube: Mazie no have lap. Am lap dog. Need lap.
Me: Jujube, I was only gone for 3 seconds.
Jujube: THREE WHOLE ENTIRE SECONDS! VERY LONG! VERY LONELY!
Me: You weren’t even alone. Mazie was there.
Jujube: Mazie no have lap. Am lap dog. Need lap.
Me: That’s great, Juju, but what if you explore somewhere other than on me?
Jujube: No. Am lap dog. Go on lap.
Me: You’re not actually on my lap, though. You’re on my boob.
Jujube: Same thing.
Me: That’s great, Juju, but what if you explore somewhere other than on me?
Jujube: No. Am lap dog. Go on lap.
Me: You’re not actually on my lap, though. You’re on my boob.
Jujube: Same thing.