El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
The JV wrestling squad
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The JV wrestling squad
“It does not track at all”
JV Dance is full of 💩
JV Dance is full of 💩
October 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“It does not track at all”
JV Dance is full of 💩
JV Dance is full of 💩
Abdul El-Sayed: They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Abdul El-Sayed: They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
Abdul El Sayed - They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect? #cdnpoli
October 31, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Abdul El Sayed - They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect? #cdnpoli
calling him JV is fucking brilliant
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
calling him JV is fucking brilliant
Counterpoint: JV Dance
November 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Counterpoint: JV Dance
Oh, JV. That’s good. I like that one.
October 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Oh, JV. That’s good. I like that one.
"JV Dance" is brilliant
JV should say please and thank you
JV should be grateful to America
JV should smile more and complain less
JV should say please and thank you
JV should be grateful to America
JV should smile more and complain less
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"JV Dance" is brilliant
JV should say please and thank you
JV should be grateful to America
JV should smile more and complain less
JV should say please and thank you
JV should be grateful to America
JV should smile more and complain less
JV Dance is one for the books
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
JV Dance is one for the books
lmao JV Dance
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
lmao JV Dance
El-Sayed called him "JV Dance" today and I am still smirking about it
Vice President JD Vance is dressed as Dumbledore — the headmaster of Hogwarts in the Harry Potter series — for Halloween.
November 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
El-Sayed called him "JV Dance" today and I am still smirking about it
DAMN!!! JV Dance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🔥 🔥 🎤
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
October 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
DAMN!!! JV Dance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🔥 🔥 🎤
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
Do Da Matt’s JV
October 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Do Da Matt’s JV
DAMN!!! JV Dance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🔥 🔥 🎤
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
October 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
DAMN!!! JV Dance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🔥 🔥 🎤
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
I’ve Been Calling Him JV Vance. This Is a Much Sicker Burn 🔥
JV gzngskydlyxktzmygzmtMgzhxmucktuzmyyx
November 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
JV gzngskydlyxktzmygzmtMgzhxmucktuzmyyx
Oblivious jv is amazing, they spent 7 years not knowing, I love obliviousness, and specially your jv obliviousness
November 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Oblivious jv is amazing, they spent 7 years not knowing, I love obliviousness, and specially your jv obliviousness
JV Dance lacks the human connection.
October 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
JV Dance lacks the human connection.
*COINING JV Dance
November 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
*COINING JV Dance
JV = Junior Varsity! 🤣
October 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
JV = Junior Varsity! 🤣
From now on he will no lo longer be called “ JD”, but “JV”. In fact, El Sayed nailed it with “JV Dance”.
October 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
From now on he will no lo longer be called “ JD”, but “JV”. In fact, El Sayed nailed it with “JV Dance”.
Putting that thumb somewhere JV
JD Vance: "One of the things we've been very careful about is that when we bring a criminal case, we make sure it's a good one and we're not putting our thumb on the scale"
(Comey and the Olympian they charged for the Reflecting Pool could not be immediately reached for comment)
(Comey and the Olympian they charged for the Reflecting Pool could not be immediately reached for comment)
October 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Putting that thumb somewhere JV
Michigan Dem Nominee for Senate Abdul El-Sayid:
They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has 0 charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has 0 charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
October 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Michigan Dem Nominee for Senate Abdul El-Sayid:
They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has 0 charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
They keep sending that Ohio State buckeye here. What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. And asking JV to do the dirty work. But JV has 0 charisma. They taught him that at Ohio State. When your school mascot is a nut, what do you expect?
That man Abdul really fried his dumb ass calling him “JV Dance”
Roasted. Flambéed.
Roasted. Flambéed.
October 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
That man Abdul really fried his dumb ass calling him “JV Dance”
Roasted. Flambéed.
Roasted. Flambéed.