#JVM
If I see another wannabe essay about how AI is changing the nature of work I'm changing my pfp to Jared Leto, my bio to "all properties are theft #java #jvm #teamellison" and posting shit like "kiwis are so ace-coded omfg"
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Y ahí sigue la JVM en Android, por ejemplo, y en muchas aplicaciones de servidor.
October 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A free Go-based Kotlin compiler, kc, builds JVM libraries 10x to 16x faster than JetBrains' kotlinc at one-tenth the RAM

https://lockergnome.com/kc-kotlin-compiler-in-go-builds-jvm-code-10x-faster/

#kotlin #kc #kotlinc #opensource
November 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My humble Glicko 2 library (flierl.codeberg.page/sglicko2/) is now also available for Scala Native – alongside JVM and Scala.js artifacts.
sglicko2
A Glicko-2 rating algorithm library for Scala / Scala.js
flierl.codeberg.page
November 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Åbo vägrar ta emot Ryssland – hotar hoppa av JVM https://www.hbl.fi/sport/abo-vagrar-ta-emot-ryssland-hotar-hoppa-av-jvm/
November 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
När bojkottade Sverige något evenemang över huvud taget av moraliska skäl? Har det någonsin hänt? Alltså Sverige som land, inte enskilda idrottare eller artister.
Svaret från Sverige: ”Vi tänker inte bojkotta”
Ryssland kommer att spela VM och JVM i ishockey med omedelbar verkan. Experten Sanny Lindström på Sportbladet tycker att Sverige ska bojkotta kommande mästerskap. – Vi kommer inte att bojkotta, svarar...
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October 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
its so chopped because although java is java, the JVM is so versatile and is built to be cross platform.

i want to not use java for everything but im cursed with the facts of the situation and my experience using it throughout my studies
been thinking and thinking and thinking about using Python and I’m going to be SO real:

ABSOLUTELY NOT
October 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Trist at jeg må på svensk nettavis for å få vite at hockeyforbundet er redde for å miste plassen i junior-vm www.expressen.se/sport/hockey...
Norge kan uteslutas ur JVM efter beskedet om Ryssland: ”Frustrerande”
Ryssland välkomnas tillbaka till junior-VM i ishockey. Det betyder att Norge kan petas från mästerskapet. – Det är både överraskande och frustrerande, säger sportchefen för Norges ishockeyförbund, Pet...
www.expressen.se
October 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
A free Go-based Kotlin compiler, kc, builds JVM libraries 10x to 16x faster than JetBrains' kotlinc at one-tenth the RAM

lockergnome.com/kc-kotlin-compiler-in-g…

#kotlin #kc #kotlinc #OpenSource
November 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Simple-to-host is code for JVM/dotnet btw
October 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
You're absolutely right. Unless you know which Java you have running where, it is impossible to ensure the highest level of security. SAMS tools like Flexera are good, but not everybody has them. Azul also has our JVM Inventory product that customers find useful.
November 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
my favorite HFT optimization anecdote (from way back) is that hedge funds would tune the JVM so that it would only GC after the markets close.
October 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Still relevant: the old "how do I compile Java to an EXE?" question. Codename One's Windows port compiles your app through ParparVM into one Win32 .exe, with no JVM, and builds x64 and arm64 together.

https://codenameone.com/blog/native-windows-port-no-jvm

#Java
Java To A Native Windows EXE: No JVM, 5MB, x64 And Arm
The new native Windows port compiles your Java to a standalone Win32 executable through ParparVM, Direct2D, and DirectWrite. No JVM, no bundled runtime, a 5MB hello world, and both x64 and arm64 from one build.
www.codenameone.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
☕ Modern JVM & Enterprise at #CommunityOverCode Sydney, 18–19 Nov
Faster JVM startup, Rust via FFM API inside OpenSearch, HBase speed lessons, Kotlin’s Exposed vs Hibernate, Jakarta EE for AI & @groovy.apache.org 6
communityovercode.apache.org/events/sydne...
#Java #Kotlin #groovylang @apache.org
October 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Amazon RDS for Oracle no longer requires automatic minor version upgrades for JVM, Spatial, Locator, and OLAP options

https://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats-new/2026/10/oracle-jvm-spatial-locator-olap-options-amvu-optional/
October 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Amazon RDS for Oracle no longer requires automatic minor version upgrades for JVM, Spatial, Locator, and OLAP options

Amazon RDS for Oracle now allows disabling automatic minor version upgrades for DB instances using JVM, Spatial, Locator, or OLAP options.
October 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
CollectionUtils.isEmpty shouldn't be used in really hot path JVM applications. Rather, direct dispatch on known types is the way to go.
#java #Performance
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Amazon RDS for Oracle now allows disabling automatic minor version upgrades for JVM, Spatial, Locator, and OLAP options, giving users control over upgrade timing.
Amazon RDS for Oracle no longer requires automatic minor version upgrades for JVM, Spatial, Locator, and OLAP options
Amazon RDS for Oracle now allows disabling automatic minor version upgrades for JVM, Spatial, Locator, and OLAP options, giving users control over upgrade timing.
aws-news.com
October 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Bojkott alla VM där terroriststaten Ryssland deltar!

Bojkotta hockey vm hoppas inget europeiskt lag ställer upp.

www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/...
Chocken: Ryssland får delta i ishockey-VM
Internationella idrottsdomstolen Cas har beslutat Ryssland tillåts delta i ishockeymästerskap med omedelbar verkan. Beslutet gäller VM för herrar 2027, JVM för herrar 2027, VM för damer november 2027,...
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October 30, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Everything is still wrong with today's JVM build tools and a suggestion for a way out: m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZod...
Reinventing Java builds: Leveraging source and modules in Java – Rafael Winterhalter
YouTube video by HelloStavanger
m.youtube.com
October 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Thanks to jetlag I had some time this morning to play around #modelJars and I have to say it’s pretty slick if you need local #llm inference on the JVM.
October 29, 2026 at 12:06 PM