#Jab-Man
Oh man, I'm not looking forward to getting the double jab this year
November 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
man why am I even making a "what if" when this was indeed Goose's intention all along with Fake Pomni's "I can fix you! I'm the only one who can!"
A jab to what Pomni isn't, and a dark allusion to the mother who said those same words in some manner.
I can fix you.
You must be fixed. (Never 'Helped')
November 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Oh man, yeah. The COVID shot put me down for a WHILE.

I've always had a pretty weak immune system. It's why the NHS was badgering me to get my jab. I'm hoping it's just a case of being tired for the day. But I think you're right, probably best to rest up for today.
November 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
A North Carolina man whose Jonestown jab at a Donald Trump rally went viral says the Secret Service escorted him out minutes after his Fox News interview.
Trump hater reveals what happened after he pranked Fox News with viral 'cult' slam
A North Carolina man whose Jonestown jab at a Donald Trump rally went viral says the Secret Service escorted him out minutes after his Fox News interview.Independent journalist Marisa Kabas tracked down 57-year-old Tom Hoyle, who was interviewed at Thursday's rally in Rock Hill, South Carolina, and ...
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October 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Thought I was just having fun with a stray cat in the park. Man I was WRONG. The scratch stung when I washed my hands with soap… so off I went for a rabies jab. As a dog person should've known better 🙃
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
So I could jab my whole arm and shoulder outta the head hole to get the shot without being half naked in hell’s very own cvs pharmacy, HE ACTED WEIRDED OUT??? What do you want me to do man? You need my arm, here it is, I don’t gotta watch, just STAB
November 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Spalding Man Vanishes After Weight Loss Jab Success Goes Too Far

A Spalding man reportedly vanished after dramatic weight loss injections, sparking local debate about obesity, health trends and modern treatments.

#Mounjaro #Wegovy #Lincolnshire #Spalding #Obesity
Spalding Man Vanishes After Weight Loss Jab Success Goes Too Far
A Spalding man reportedly vanished after dramatic weight loss injections, sparking local debate about obesity, health trends and modern treatments.
www.spaldingnews.co.uk
November 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Aww, man. They were just figuring out the "terrorist fist jab," and now they have to learn something else.

www.theguardian.com/media/2008/j...
November 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Kwame Brown unloads on Bronny James with brutal 'lost a job to that' jab
Kwame Brown unloads on Bronny James with brutal 'lost a job to that' jab
Through Bronny James’ three-year career in the NBA, he’s been under scrutiny and criticism. Wednesday was no different. Former Los Angeles Lakers big man Kwame Brown said: “It&#82…
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November 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Perfectly executed—right cross to the head, left jab to the body and then finishing off with another right cross to the head.

Every man needs to watch this video that wiill be played in women's self-defense courses for years to come!
October 31, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Kwame Brown unloads on Bronny James with brutal 'lost a job to that' jab
Kwame Brown unloads on Bronny James with brutal 'lost a job to that' jab
Through Bronny James’ three-year career in the NBA, he’s been under scrutiny and criticism. Wednesday was no different. Former Los Angeles Lakers big man Kwame Brown said: “It&#82…
trib.al
November 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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November 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
#marinetheraccoon but she's in the fucking backrooms doing that brian griffin pose i don't fucking know man i missed halloween fuck fuck fuck fuck

www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jab...

#sonicart #sonicartist #smallartist #halloweenart #butimissedhalloweensocanireallycallthishalloweenart
you're walking down a hallway...
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November 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
A North Carolina man whose Jonestown jab at a Donald Trump rally went viral says the Secret Service escorted him out minutes after his Fox News interview.
October 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Composer Swap!
My new AU where I swap with Zeebee herself! Unfortunately, this drawing isn't canon anymore due to Zeebee swapping with Jab Man 😭.
#Zeebee #Zeebeethedog #BlueFan #Drawing #Fanart #Sona #Swap #SwapAU #ComposerSwap
November 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
[Current Swaps]
Jab Man <> Zeebee
Razor <> Dahgi
David <> Searchy
Jessica <> Weast
Sarah <> Nouth
Whitney <> Zetaron
Mindy <> Searchyron
Hug Man <> Kiita
Bob <> Bob
Rad Man <> Mew
Bosom Man <> Cassy
Martin <> Damien
BlueFan <> Thundercat

Homer <> Diagoras
Xeniades <> Nicarete
November 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The alt text was bugging so the explainations are here.
The plan was to have ME swap with Zeebee but I realized that Jab Man <> ZB made more sense. (+ Swapping was harder 😭)
Zeebee's Zawgiverse is based on HER being the main character; and my oc universe is based on JAB MAN being the main character.
November 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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November 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
A North Carolina man whose Jonestown jab at a Donald Trump rally went viral says the Secret Service escorted him out minutes after his Fox News interview.

www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-...
October 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This is why Hasan Piker is the man. This is bold, strong action. The antithesis of what the paunchy, consultant class focus group Democrats are all about. This scares them.

When they throw a jab, throw a haymaker. Fuck you, that’s why.
Hasan Piker has filed a $72.5 million defamation lawsuit against Scott Jennings, alleging that Jennings falsely told his podcast listeners that Piker advocated for lynchings to resume in the United States.
October 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It’s not about the Cheesecake Factory jab, it’s about who said it.
The man lives in his head rent free
October 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"terrorist fist jab" oh man I feel young again
October 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM