jv: > toscrollperchancetomeme: > >> jv: >> >>> rj-abacura: >>> >>>> jackhawksmoor: >>>> >>>>> rederiswrites: >>>>> >>>>>> chirmartir: >>>>>> >>>>>>> CH >>>>>> >>>>>> Okay two things >>>>>> >>>>>> 1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies. >>>>>> >>>>>> 2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video. >>>>> >>>>> this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down >>>> >>>> So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t **just** talented. His technique is amazing. >>>> >>>> It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you _quieter_ when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings **hurt**. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control **to land safely** and it’s time to go back to your ground basics. >>> >>> As a parent of two small humans and two cats my first thought seeing this video is: >>> >>> _Yeah yeah climbing is fun and easy, but now HOW ARE YOU ARE GOING TO GO DOWN?? AS I TOLD YOU A THOUSANDS TIMES ALREADY, DON ’T CLIMB PLACES YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO CLIMB DOWN BY YOURSELF_ >> >> Ok but getting down is literally the easiest part? You just find a conveniently placed haystack to jump into. > > Or the usual truck full of mattresses, yeah

I still don’t care.

On the other side of the fence: I genuinely wish I still ...

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