I think the surgery was to remove a cabinet member who went a bit to far up his jacksie
August 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think the surgery was to remove a cabinet member who went a bit to far up his jacksie
My thoughts and prayers to all the prisoners who had a phone up their jacksie on emergency test alert day.
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My thoughts and prayers to all the prisoners who had a phone up their jacksie on emergency test alert day.
Cheese toastie straight up the jacksie
October 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Cheese toastie straight up the jacksie
Is there anything to be said for condoms up your jacksie filled with Brent crude?
Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only
March 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Is there anything to be said for condoms up your jacksie filled with Brent crude?
Bro mans they shoved a loafer clean up my jacksie
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bro mans they shoved a loafer clean up my jacksie
The American mind can't comprehend this amount of eggs up the jacksie
Shove twenty eight eggs up your shit tube, you eggy cunt
May 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The American mind can't comprehend this amount of eggs up the jacksie
America has suffered recently. Fortunately for them they're about to get something good for a change. They're not gonna know what's hit 'em.
Suuupppeerhaaaaaannnnsss!!
A golden snitch up the jacksie, that's what. MK 🩵
Suuupppeerhaaaaaannnnsss!!
A golden snitch up the jacksie, that's what. MK 🩵
January 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
America has suffered recently. Fortunately for them they're about to get something good for a change. They're not gonna know what's hit 'em.
Suuupppeerhaaaaaannnnsss!!
A golden snitch up the jacksie, that's what. MK 🩵
Suuupppeerhaaaaaannnnsss!!
A golden snitch up the jacksie, that's what. MK 🩵
Stick that up your jacksie, Elon.
February 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Stick that up your jacksie, Elon.
I like this. We need Indy because we're being shafted right up the jacksie by WM!
Scotland's "share" of "UK" oil is 8.1%, yet 96% of "UK" oil is taken from Scottish waters.
Westminster also "give" similar amounts to Wales and Northern Ireland, who have no oil
Independence would see Scotland receive a twelvefold increase in oil revenue 🤔🙉🙈🙊
🏴🇪🇺🏴 Seo an Latha an uair seo tha 🏴🇪🇺🏴
Westminster also "give" similar amounts to Wales and Northern Ireland, who have no oil
Independence would see Scotland receive a twelvefold increase in oil revenue 🤔🙉🙈🙊
🏴🇪🇺🏴 Seo an Latha an uair seo tha 🏴🇪🇺🏴
August 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I like this. We need Indy because we're being shafted right up the jacksie by WM!
Definitely one of my favourites that always arrive en masse, I give you the bird with a stick up it's jacksie (Lollo's words not mine!) ....the long-tailed tit
January 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Definitely one of my favourites that always arrive en masse, I give you the bird with a stick up it's jacksie (Lollo's words not mine!) ....the long-tailed tit
They jammed a condor up my jacksie
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
They jammed a condor up my jacksie
Me too.
Does he even understand the word “poor”.
He really is up his own jacksie..
Does he even understand the word “poor”.
He really is up his own jacksie..
March 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me too.
Does he even understand the word “poor”.
He really is up his own jacksie..
Does he even understand the word “poor”.
He really is up his own jacksie..
It’s unworthy of me to hope Tice and Oakeshott get a Shahed up the jacksie but I admit I’m hoping it anyway.
March 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It’s unworthy of me to hope Tice and Oakeshott get a Shahed up the jacksie but I admit I’m hoping it anyway.
Uberposh Englanders are really the fucking worst. Just the most pitiful, woe is me, have everything want more, privileged cunts imaginable. Seventeen-generations-of-silverware-up-the-jacksie levels of entitlement and pisswhinery.
August 12, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Uberposh Englanders are really the fucking worst. Just the most pitiful, woe is me, have everything want more, privileged cunts imaginable. Seventeen-generations-of-silverware-up-the-jacksie levels of entitlement and pisswhinery.
Anyway, I'm back home now and no one stuck their finger up my jacksie, so all is good.👍
February 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Anyway, I'm back home now and no one stuck their finger up my jacksie, so all is good.👍
Everyone also knows that people with food intolerances all read the Guardian. Them and their hoity-toity, health & safety, pant-wetting, stick-it-up-your-jacksie attitudes.
February 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Everyone also knows that people with food intolerances all read the Guardian. Them and their hoity-toity, health & safety, pant-wetting, stick-it-up-your-jacksie attitudes.
Now obviously if things go catastrophically wrong two miles below the surface there's a much quicker warning system, which is several tons of water entering your jacksie at supersonic speeds and killing you instantly.
a woman covering her face with her hands and says just a tiny hint ...
Alt: Rachel from Friends. Just a tiny hint!
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Now obviously if things go catastrophically wrong two miles below the surface there's a much quicker warning system, which is several tons of water entering your jacksie at supersonic speeds and killing you instantly.
*I was being facetious, if Steven Joyce can pull numbers out of his jacksie so can I.
September 29, 2026 at 4:16 AM
*I was being facetious, if Steven Joyce can pull numbers out of his jacksie so can I.
My first drawing of @zackpolanski.bsky.social, seen here grinding the Oligarch meejah's heel-clicking fascist hacks' gears, like Jeremy Clarkson attacking Polanski's appearance while himself looking like a rhino's prolapsed jacksie. Wanna see? Subscribe here www.martinrowson.com/memberswelcome
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My first drawing of @zackpolanski.bsky.social, seen here grinding the Oligarch meejah's heel-clicking fascist hacks' gears, like Jeremy Clarkson attacking Polanski's appearance while himself looking like a rhino's prolapsed jacksie. Wanna see? Subscribe here www.martinrowson.com/memberswelcome
Another AI fool advocating on neo-Nazi platform (formerly Twitter) for psychosis, the end of informed democracy & miserable worldwide social chaos, for billionaire laffs. I say unto him, take your Nano Banana Pro and shove it sideways up your hideous digital jacksie.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Another AI fool advocating on neo-Nazi platform (formerly Twitter) for psychosis, the end of informed democracy & miserable worldwide social chaos, for billionaire laffs. I say unto him, take your Nano Banana Pro and shove it sideways up your hideous digital jacksie.
If you needed any more proof these numbers are just pulled out of someone jacksie. Made up bullshit to justify the desire of a handful of technofascists to own the world.
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
September 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
If you needed any more proof these numbers are just pulled out of someone jacksie. Made up bullshit to justify the desire of a handful of technofascists to own the world.
If my spouse annoys me I take the dogs for a walk to calm down. But not any longer. I'm going for the oral b up the jacksie option from now on. It a much more emotionally mature thing to do.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If my spouse annoys me I take the dogs for a walk to calm down. But not any longer. I'm going for the oral b up the jacksie option from now on. It a much more emotionally mature thing to do.
Great to wake up this morning to find that fascism was hoofed up the jacksie yesterday.
June 19, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Great to wake up this morning to find that fascism was hoofed up the jacksie yesterday.
And shine a bright light up their jacksie. And take all-wormer. And it will go away by Christmas...oops, hang on!
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
And shine a bright light up their jacksie. And take all-wormer. And it will go away by Christmas...oops, hang on!