#JamieVaron
Take a breath. ❤️
#offtrack #thereisnotrack #ebbandflow #perfectasyouare @jamievaron @tinybuddhaofficial
April 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@obdriftwood @jamievaron "Less preaching. More storytelling." <--- THIS
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@jamievaron Let me know what you find - I have the same issue and it annoys the crap out of me.
December 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
@jamievaron lifewithoutpants.com added to the feed reader. You'd better be right! *shakes fist*
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
@jamievaron Congrats on the 1K follower mark! You are so popular!
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
@jamievaron I think SEO only makes sense if you have content that, well, people would ever do a search for anyway :)
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@jamievaron Not EVERY day. Probably just on Thursdays.
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@jamievaron See? You know more about SEO than you thought, with those metrics!
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@jamievaron I feel the same way. It's why I get so embarrassed when I tweet a type from my BlackBerry.!
December 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
@jamievaron BTW, the typo in my last tweet was inserted ironically. I swear.
December 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
@jamievaron I got a hit today from "here i am dancing like a hurricane", but nobody ever searches for MY sexual tension.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
@jamievaron You need some kind of voice-to-tweet solution!
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
@jamievaron I cede it to you. I just want a half-cent royalty from every tweet that goes through the system. That's reasonable, right? :)
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
@jamievaron I have a very deeply personal question to ask...do you like waffles?
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
@jamievaron I will use my new-found knowledge only for good, I promise!
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
@jamievaron When my friends drunk-dial me and call me "pretty", they just sound confused, not angry. This is the diff between you and me.
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 PM
@jamievaron A broken image avatar helps keep people from being angry due to your prettiness, too. Good thinking! :)
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 PM
@jamievaron I suggest unleashing rabid attack ferrets on the twitter servers. It's how I usually fix technical problems. I'm a professional.
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 PM
@jamievaron Rabid ferrets NEVER lay around. They pace back and forth menacingly.
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
@jamievaron Regardless, looks like the ferrets got the job done. They always do.
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
@jamievaron You are! Your avatar is pretty. It makes me angry. Or maybe it's angry, and makes me pretty. I can't tell anymore.
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
@jamievaron Yesterday I got "naked nuer women". I have no idea what that means.
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
RT @jamievaron: the existence of Yelp or user-submittd review sites makes it obv that self-promo isn't what matters: what others say does.
December 8, 2024 at 12:33 PM
@jamievaron Oh man! That's what I was going to make MY blog header! Grrr.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM