I am working on Java's kids
June 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I am working on Java's kids
Some people say Java's JIT compiler was ahead of its time. This is false. JIT stands for Just-in-Time.
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Some people say Java's JIT compiler was ahead of its time. This is false. JIT stands for Just-in-Time.
Java's morning routine.
March 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Java's morning routine.
January 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this "Java's Crypt" thing sounds scary
April 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
this "Java's Crypt" thing sounds scary
til that for java's BigDecimal type, 1.0 /= 1 if you use .equals...
January 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
til that for java's BigDecimal type, 1.0 /= 1 if you use .equals...
No better place or company to start celebrating Java's 30th birthday:) 🎂
@sharatchander.bsky.social @devoxx.uk
@sharatchander.bsky.social @devoxx.uk
May 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
No better place or company to start celebrating Java's 30th birthday:) 🎂
@sharatchander.bsky.social @devoxx.uk
@sharatchander.bsky.social @devoxx.uk
minecraft is java's fortnite
August 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
minecraft is java's fortnite
Java’s watching MOULIN ROUGE and Godammit, when I was in my late teens and early 20s, I could hit those notes.
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Java’s watching MOULIN ROUGE and Godammit, when I was in my late teens and early 20s, I could hit those notes.
Now I'm drawing Java fanart
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now I'm drawing Java fanart
Java's blown up nice and big like the fireworks he now floats with. Happy New Years! Reposts are much appreciated.
January 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Java's blown up nice and big like the fireworks he now floats with. Happy New Years! Reposts are much appreciated.
In Indonesia’s Central Java province, 55-year-old housewife Pasijah’s home is the only one remaining in this part of Rejosari Senik, a small village on Java’s northern coast that was once on dry land but is now submerged by water reut.rs/3ExhhOq
Indonesian woman turns to mangroves to fend off rising tides
Pasijah's home is the only one remaining in this part of Rejosari Senik, a small village on Java’s northern coast that was once on dry land but is now submerged by water.
reut.rs
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In Indonesia’s Central Java province, 55-year-old housewife Pasijah’s home is the only one remaining in this part of Rejosari Senik, a small village on Java’s northern coast that was once on dry land but is now submerged by water reut.rs/3ExhhOq
i hate java's crypt.. i hate cass katie's tile sheep.. fuck u website
May 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i hate java's crypt.. i hate cass katie's tile sheep.. fuck u website
Java’s gone from good to *ridiculously* good: Netflix’s Java platform team on JDK 25, ZGC, virtual threads, Spring Boot migrations, and why Java’s future is very bright. New Bootiful Podcast episode with Paul Bakker—worth your time.
https://bootifulpodcast.podbean.com/e/netflix-s-paul-bakker/
https://bootifulpodcast.podbean.com/e/netflix-s-paul-bakker/
September 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Java’s gone from good to *ridiculously* good: Netflix’s Java platform team on JDK 25, ZGC, virtual threads, Spring Boot migrations, and why Java’s future is very bright. New Bootiful Podcast episode with Paul Bakker—worth your time.
https://bootifulpodcast.podbean.com/e/netflix-s-paul-bakker/
https://bootifulpodcast.podbean.com/e/netflix-s-paul-bakker/
Pup Java’s first snow & loved it. It’s very sloppy & melting underneath youtu.be/kzbxe1PnpNM?... via @YouTube Finding snowdrops in snow is wonderful to see them in their element. Sheep, horses, alpaca all were quite comfortable out of the weather.
Pup Java’s first snow & loved it. It’s very sloppy & melting underneath
YouTube video by Zwartbles Ireland Suzanna Crampton
youtu.be
January 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pup Java’s first snow & loved it. It’s very sloppy & melting underneath youtu.be/kzbxe1PnpNM?... via @YouTube Finding snowdrops in snow is wonderful to see them in their element. Sheep, horses, alpaca all were quite comfortable out of the weather.
java's not on my computer. i'm free.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
java's not on my computer. i'm free.
Thank you. I survived by closing my office door and using my phone speaker per Java's suggestion lol
September 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Thank you. I survived by closing my office door and using my phone speaker per Java's suggestion lol
Me waiting for Java's Project Valhalla to ship
November 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Me waiting for Java's Project Valhalla to ship