May 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This is what emotional stunting looks like: an almost 80-year-old president posting playground insults because he never developed the maturity to handle admiration for anyone but himself.
May 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
June 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
June 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
June 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
#MAGAMoron #NYGiants QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart gets knocked out of game for #concussion evaluation by #MinnesotaVikings safety #JayWard, to honor #ReneeGood & #AlexPretti.
August 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
#MAGAMoron #NYGiants QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart gets knocked out of game for #concussion evaluation by #MinnesotaVikings safety #JayWard, to honor #ReneeGood & #AlexPretti.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart better not go to any hot tub parties at Mar-a-Lago. 🤣😂🤣😘😍
#RainbowReichRecruit🌈
#RainbowReichRecruit🌈
June 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart better not go to any hot tub parties at Mar-a-Lago. 🤣😂🤣😘😍
#RainbowReichRecruit🌈
#RainbowReichRecruit🌈
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart is starring in the sequel, called “Die Tard In An Ambulance”. 🤕😵💫🤕😵💫😵😵😂🤣😂
May 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart is starring in the sequel, called “Die Tard In An Ambulance”. 🤕😵💫🤕😵💫😵😵😂🤣😂
This explains why the #NYGiants drafted that #MentalMidgetMAGA QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart:
#Giant Owner #SteveTisch was too busy trying to get hooked up with young girls to do an adequate background before the draft.
#Giant Owner #SteveTisch was too busy trying to get hooked up with young girls to do an adequate background before the draft.
BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.
September 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
This explains why the #NYGiants drafted that #MentalMidgetMAGA QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart:
#Giant Owner #SteveTisch was too busy trying to get hooked up with young girls to do an adequate background before the draft.
#Giant Owner #SteveTisch was too busy trying to get hooked up with young girls to do an adequate background before the draft.
Normally players who get #CTE donate their brains to scientific research after they die, but because #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart isn’t currently not using his, perhaps he should just do it now, since he doesn’t seem to need one to be the QB of the #NYGiants.
June 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Normally players who get #CTE donate their brains to scientific research after they die, but because #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart isn’t currently not using his, perhaps he should just do it now, since he doesn’t seem to need one to be the QB of the #NYGiants.
Breaking News:
#NYGiants 4-time #SB quarterback( the SB stands for ‘Scrambled Brain’) #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart has announced that he and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds, will still be performing for #Drumpf at #Freedom250. ‘Even if it is cancelled we will show up to play for my President!’ Dart said.
#NYGiants 4-time #SB quarterback( the SB stands for ‘Scrambled Brain’) #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart has announced that he and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds, will still be performing for #Drumpf at #Freedom250. ‘Even if it is cancelled we will show up to play for my President!’ Dart said.
May 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Breaking News:
#NYGiants 4-time #SB quarterback( the SB stands for ‘Scrambled Brain’) #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart has announced that he and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds, will still be performing for #Drumpf at #Freedom250. ‘Even if it is cancelled we will show up to play for my President!’ Dart said.
#NYGiants 4-time #SB quarterback( the SB stands for ‘Scrambled Brain’) #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart has announced that he and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds, will still be performing for #Drumpf at #Freedom250. ‘Even if it is cancelled we will show up to play for my President!’ Dart said.
August 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just like his #Dumb&Dumber QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart, who threw the football at the head of Giants DB #GregNewsome after a play, #CTECam seems to be not only dumb, but a dirty player too.
When the regular season starts, the other teams defense can hit back for real.
When the regular season starts, the other teams defense can hit back for real.
The NY Giants
The NY Giants DB’s legs
The NY Giants
The NY Giants DB’s legs
The NY Giants
love for my starting running back to be an infectious disease
August 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just like his #Dumb&Dumber QB #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart, who threw the football at the head of Giants DB #GregNewsome after a play, #CTECam seems to be not only dumb, but a dirty player too.
When the regular season starts, the other teams defense can hit back for real.
When the regular season starts, the other teams defense can hit back for real.
August 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Looks like the #NYGiants are starting to realize that maybe they should pay more attention when a QB prospect is posting pro- #MAGAt stupidity before drafting them.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
August 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Looks like the #NYGiants are starting to realize that maybe they should pay more attention when a QB prospect is posting pro- #MAGAt stupidity before drafting them.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
June 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
June 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The more I hear what he says, I’m convinced when he’s out of the league, which looks to be pretty soon at the rate he ‘s going, #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart will be donating his mostly unused brain for #CTE research.
June 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The more I hear what he says, I’m convinced when he’s out of the league, which looks to be pretty soon at the rate he ‘s going, #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart will be donating his mostly unused brain for #CTE research.
Don’t feel sad Matt, I hear #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds will be performing!🪕🪕😂🤣😂
May 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Don’t feel sad Matt, I hear #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart and his band, #ThePoorlyEducateds will be performing!🪕🪕😂🤣😂
#NYGiants Quarterback #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart & his band, the #PoorlyEducateds, just announced they will make up for all the radical, woke leftists cancelling on Amurkah, by performing at multiple venues at #Drumpf’s #America2Grifty shows!
May 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
#NYGiants Quarterback #JaxsonNotTooSmartDart & his band, the #PoorlyEducateds, just announced they will make up for all the radical, woke leftists cancelling on Amurkah, by performing at multiple venues at #Drumpf’s #America2Grifty shows!
I thought he transferred because of a playing time
issue.
Now it seems obvious he transferred because he was too dumb to pass any classes at USC & he had to find a school with really, really low academic standards.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
issue.
Now it seems obvious he transferred because he was too dumb to pass any classes at USC & he had to find a school with really, really low academic standards.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
May 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I thought he transferred because of a playing time
issue.
Now it seems obvious he transferred because he was too dumb to pass any classes at USC & he had to find a school with really, really low academic standards.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
issue.
Now it seems obvious he transferred because he was too dumb to pass any classes at USC & he had to find a school with really, really low academic standards.
#JaxsonNotTooSmartDart
May 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
May 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM