A nyári CT eredménye ez volt: kő maradt a bal vesében. Kövek a jobb vesében. Ma az urológus megmutatta a felvételeket, és annyit mondott,a röntgen orvos nem tudja, mi a bal és a jobb. Ugyanarról a veséről írt, csak összekeverte a jobbot a ballal. Na! Érted?! És a napban sem kő van,hanem törmelék…
October 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
A nyári CT eredménye ez volt: kő maradt a bal vesében. Kövek a jobb vesében. Ma az urológus megmutatta a felvételeket, és annyit mondott,a röntgen orvos nem tudja, mi a bal és a jobb. Ugyanarról a veséről írt, csak összekeverte a jobbot a ballal. Na! Érted?! És a napban sem kő van,hanem törmelék…
@owlchemylabs.com I wish I was joking but the account i use for school on my Chromebook can literally be described by "Jobbot? Jobbot in scarf? Inside Job? Outside job! Job! Jobbot? Jobbot! Tomodachi life in love sound track ost! Jobbot! Work!" And I wouldn't blame it, the in love song is beautiful.
October 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
@owlchemylabs.com I wish I was joking but the account i use for school on my Chromebook can literally be described by "Jobbot? Jobbot in scarf? Inside Job? Outside job! Job! Jobbot? Jobbot! Tomodachi life in love sound track ost! Jobbot! Work!" And I wouldn't blame it, the in love song is beautiful.
I made a robot (JobBOT), recently as an experiment, with it's sole purpose/directive was to get me an interview, in a more ordinary position. It deleted itself in under a week. 😅🙄 🙊 🙉 🙅🏻♀️ 🤖
Alas, poor JobBOT. This world was too cruel for ye.
Alas, poor JobBOT. This world was too cruel for ye.
October 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I made a robot (JobBOT), recently as an experiment, with it's sole purpose/directive was to get me an interview, in a more ordinary position. It deleted itself in under a week. 😅🙄 🙊 🙉 🙅🏻♀️ 🤖
Alas, poor JobBOT. This world was too cruel for ye.
Alas, poor JobBOT. This world was too cruel for ye.
( @owlchemylabs.com )
"Have you ever thought the-" Yeah I know the social media manager is probably going insane with the notifications filled with me, do I care? Idk, anyways gallery update hooray yippee
"Have you ever thought the-" Yeah I know the social media manager is probably going insane with the notifications filled with me, do I care? Idk, anyways gallery update hooray yippee
September 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
( @owlchemylabs.com )
"Have you ever thought the-" Yeah I know the social media manager is probably going insane with the notifications filled with me, do I care? Idk, anyways gallery update hooray yippee
"Have you ever thought the-" Yeah I know the social media manager is probably going insane with the notifications filled with me, do I care? Idk, anyways gallery update hooray yippee
@owlchemylabs.com
Forget # FABFAB, Jobbot is # HEALING
Forget # FABFAB, Jobbot is # HEALING
September 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
@owlchemylabs.com
Forget # FABFAB, Jobbot is # HEALING
Forget # FABFAB, Jobbot is # HEALING
( @owlchemylabs.com because jobbot)
Yumeship ideas are insane, because no, I'm not gonna scrap Jobbot alive and turn him into a sweater, I already have a Jobbot hoodie and it has Jobbot PRINTED on it (I also have a shirt but nobody cares about shirts😢)
Yumeship ideas are insane, because no, I'm not gonna scrap Jobbot alive and turn him into a sweater, I already have a Jobbot hoodie and it has Jobbot PRINTED on it (I also have a shirt but nobody cares about shirts😢)
September 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
( @owlchemylabs.com because jobbot)
Yumeship ideas are insane, because no, I'm not gonna scrap Jobbot alive and turn him into a sweater, I already have a Jobbot hoodie and it has Jobbot PRINTED on it (I also have a shirt but nobody cares about shirts😢)
Yumeship ideas are insane, because no, I'm not gonna scrap Jobbot alive and turn him into a sweater, I already have a Jobbot hoodie and it has Jobbot PRINTED on it (I also have a shirt but nobody cares about shirts😢)
( @owlchemylabs.com hehehhehehehe)
Jobbot is just chilling out in the Job Simulator somewhere, This idiot bot however is battling ELDRITCH HORRORS and trying to accept the fact that two of the people they love died. I like to write angst if you couldn't tell.
Jobbot is just chilling out in the Job Simulator somewhere, This idiot bot however is battling ELDRITCH HORRORS and trying to accept the fact that two of the people they love died. I like to write angst if you couldn't tell.
September 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
( @owlchemylabs.com hehehhehehehe)
Jobbot is just chilling out in the Job Simulator somewhere, This idiot bot however is battling ELDRITCH HORRORS and trying to accept the fact that two of the people they love died. I like to write angst if you couldn't tell.
Jobbot is just chilling out in the Job Simulator somewhere, This idiot bot however is battling ELDRITCH HORRORS and trying to accept the fact that two of the people they love died. I like to write angst if you couldn't tell.
Én nem vagyok "turbó balkezes", a jobbot többször használom, pl egér, touchpad, cipekedés, de a balkezesség ott jön ki, hogy:
- írni
- telefont hallgatni
- cigizni
Csak baloldalt tudok. Azt viszont megrögzötten és stabilan, a finommotorikus mozgások és a hallás mind a bal oldalra összpontosul.
- írni
- telefont hallgatni
- cigizni
Csak baloldalt tudok. Azt viszont megrögzötten és stabilan, a finommotorikus mozgások és a hallás mind a bal oldalra összpontosul.
August 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Én nem vagyok "turbó balkezes", a jobbot többször használom, pl egér, touchpad, cipekedés, de a balkezesség ott jön ki, hogy:
- írni
- telefont hallgatni
- cigizni
Csak baloldalt tudok. Azt viszont megrögzötten és stabilan, a finommotorikus mozgások és a hallás mind a bal oldalra összpontosul.
- írni
- telefont hallgatni
- cigizni
Csak baloldalt tudok. Azt viszont megrögzötten és stabilan, a finommotorikus mozgások és a hallás mind a bal oldalra összpontosul.
The only bot I've ever loved is Jobbot in drag (Jobbot in general too)
August 28, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The only bot I've ever loved is Jobbot in drag (Jobbot in general too)
( @owlchemylabs.com Jobbot mentioned🥹 best bot ever manufactured mentioned🥹🥹)
Do Jobbots grow where you walk?
THE DO😍
Do Jobbots grow where you walk?
THE DO😍
![A book mark leaning on a Warriors book, the bookmark containing text near the top that says "Keep [JOBBING], you'll make it!" With the Owlchemy Labs logo in pencil near the middle and Jobbot near the bottom.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ydumapqdz6q3u2ghyofbmkxa/bafkreifxwgtreqf7h5godx7e6ot5eajwcesn2e6tqow5x2cjjvn3uaspzi)
August 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
( @owlchemylabs.com Jobbot mentioned🥹 best bot ever manufactured mentioned🥹🥹)
Do Jobbots grow where you walk?
THE DO😍
Do Jobbots grow where you walk?
THE DO😍
(At this point it's becoming a tradition to tag @owlchemylabs.com in literally any post of that contains Jobbot and I don't regret it)
Me and two other people (credits to the person on Tumblr that I forgot their name)
Me and two other people (credits to the person on Tumblr that I forgot their name)
August 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
(At this point it's becoming a tradition to tag @owlchemylabs.com in literally any post of that contains Jobbot and I don't regret it)
Me and two other people (credits to the person on Tumblr that I forgot their name)
Me and two other people (credits to the person on Tumblr that I forgot their name)
@owlchemylabs.com
I may or may not have choked on my water while watching a Matt rose video
Send Jobbot to do the Heimlich maneuver on me
I may or may not have choked on my water while watching a Matt rose video
Send Jobbot to do the Heimlich maneuver on me
Job Simulator Job Bot
Alt: Just a video of a Human waving at Jo- OH MY GOD HI JOBBOT HELLO HELLO MY DEAREST BOT HELLO I LOVE YOU AHHH
static.klipy.com
August 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
@owlchemylabs.com
I may or may not have choked on my water while watching a Matt rose video
Send Jobbot to do the Heimlich maneuver on me
I may or may not have choked on my water while watching a Matt rose video
Send Jobbot to do the Heimlich maneuver on me
As much as I like Job Simulator, i love Mepad🥹 this doesn't mean I don't like Jobbot now, I want to kiss both of them on their flat faces
Inanimate Insanity Mepad: Mysteries of Life
ALT: Inanimate Insanity Mepad: Mysteries of Life
static.klipy.com
August 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
As much as I like Job Simulator, i love Mepad🥹 this doesn't mean I don't like Jobbot now, I want to kiss both of them on their flat faces
why does it continuously think i have any kind of realistic shot of working at fucking anthropic
![Current Clean Top 3 Matches (jobbot matches --limit 3)
1. Blitzy — Automation Engineer (Cambridge, MA) [Score: 0.662]
- Playwright + Python automated testing framework role for AI-generated code.
- DeepSeek: POSSIBLE.
2. Anthropic — Software Engineer, Human Data Interface (NYC / SF) [Score: 0.694]
- Internal data collection tools, REST APIs, and automation.
- DeepSeek: POSSIBLE (Paused pending candidate-authored Why Anthropic draft).
3. Pinterest — Security Software Engineer II, Detection and Response (Remote US) [Score: 0.575]
- DeepSeek: WEAK (Requires deep intrusion detection / SIEM telemetry experience).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxtya3serxcwvcdk5e7psvv/bafkreicpibqwinkghjcxnnw4bxgucxto6mnsj2w347zxppz32zv5mhjb6u)
August 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
why does it continuously think i have any kind of realistic shot of working at fucking anthropic
"With this piece of Job Simulator history, Jobbot can become your whole personality!" - @owlchemylabs.com
"Hey so pretty big understatement there Owlchemy" - me
"Hey so pretty big understatement there Owlchemy" - me
August 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"With this piece of Job Simulator history, Jobbot can become your whole personality!" - @owlchemylabs.com
"Hey so pretty big understatement there Owlchemy" - me
"Hey so pretty big understatement there Owlchemy" - me
@owlchemylabs.com
When it comes to drawing any botfrom Job Simulator that isn't Jobbot
When it comes to drawing any botfrom Job Simulator that isn't Jobbot
August 21, 2026 at 1:41 AM
@owlchemylabs.com
When it comes to drawing any botfrom Job Simulator that isn't Jobbot
When it comes to drawing any botfrom Job Simulator that isn't Jobbot
@owlchemylabs.com
My classmate decided that the Job Simulator movie should end with Jobbot saying "i guess this truly was a Job Simulator" and then the universe imploding on itself 👀
My classmate decided that the Job Simulator movie should end with Jobbot saying "i guess this truly was a Job Simulator" and then the universe imploding on itself 👀
August 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
@owlchemylabs.com
My classmate decided that the Job Simulator movie should end with Jobbot saying "i guess this truly was a Job Simulator" and then the universe imploding on itself 👀
My classmate decided that the Job Simulator movie should end with Jobbot saying "i guess this truly was a Job Simulator" and then the universe imploding on itself 👀
Im bored, anyways *Drops art to please @owlchemylabs.com 's social media manager for the 2763rd time (yes, im also into object shows, I cry when an oil lamp falls off a waterfall./ref)*
August 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Im bored, anyways *Drops art to please @owlchemylabs.com 's social media manager for the 2763rd time (yes, im also into object shows, I cry when an oil lamp falls off a waterfall./ref)*
Putyin baráti jobbot nyújt Trumpnak – kész együttműködni a ritkaföldfémek területén
Moszkva kifejezte készségét a külföldi partnerekkel való együttműködésre a ritkaföldfémek fejlesztésében, többek között az "új régiókban".
Putyin baráti jobbot nyújt Trumpnak – kész együttműködni a ritkaföldfémek területén
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February 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Putyin baráti jobbot nyújt Trumpnak – kész együttműködni a ritkaföldfémek területén
Csehország földgáz-ügyben baráti jobbot nyújtott Szlovákiának
Csehország segítséget ajánlott fel Szlovákiának, hogy az ország területén át földgázt importálhasson, miután Ukrajna január elsejével leállította az orosz földgáz szállítását területén keresztül…
Csehország földgáz-ügyben baráti jobbot nyújtott Szlovákiának
www.startlap.hu
January 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Csehország földgáz-ügyben baráti jobbot nyújtott Szlovákiának
What could possibly be happening that it concerns me so much that I have to drop a picture of buff Jobbot that I personally edited just to give the Social media manager a giggle
August 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
What could possibly be happening that it concerns me so much that I have to drop a picture of buff Jobbot that I personally edited just to give the Social media manager a giggle
I stop trying to get more custom Jobbot merch,
I kiss Jobbot another 50 times,
It's not enough🥹
(Jobbot mentioned so heh.. @owlchemylabs.com [they're probably tired of me mentioning them but I'm freaky like that 👅👅 {no correlation whatsoever}])
I kiss Jobbot another 50 times,
It's not enough🥹
(Jobbot mentioned so heh.. @owlchemylabs.com [they're probably tired of me mentioning them but I'm freaky like that 👅👅 {no correlation whatsoever}])
July 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I stop trying to get more custom Jobbot merch,
I kiss Jobbot another 50 times,
It's not enough🥹
(Jobbot mentioned so heh.. @owlchemylabs.com [they're probably tired of me mentioning them but I'm freaky like that 👅👅 {no correlation whatsoever}])
I kiss Jobbot another 50 times,
It's not enough🥹
(Jobbot mentioned so heh.. @owlchemylabs.com [they're probably tired of me mentioning them but I'm freaky like that 👅👅 {no correlation whatsoever}])
I love having a built in translator for my keyboard because I can say that ຂ້ອຍຮັກ Jobbot ຫຼາຍ ຂ້ອຍຢາກຈູບໜ້າຮາບພຽງຂອງລາວ ແລະ ເຮັດໃຫ້ລາວຮ້ອງໄຫ້ and nobody would know what the crap I'm saying
July 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I love having a built in translator for my keyboard because I can say that ຂ້ອຍຮັກ Jobbot ຫຼາຍ ຂ້ອຍຢາກຈູບໜ້າຮາບພຽງຂອງລາວ ແລະ ເຮັດໃຫ້ລາວຮ້ອງໄຫ້ and nobody would know what the crap I'm saying
If only..
(Heh.. @owlchemylabs.com lolololololol)
(Heh.. @owlchemylabs.com lolololololol)
July 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If only..
(Heh.. @owlchemylabs.com lolololololol)
(Heh.. @owlchemylabs.com lolololololol)
I have not been on here in a good long while HELLLOOOO
June 22, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I have not been on here in a good long while HELLLOOOO